Danmachi:Is it wrong to watch sword art online?

Chapter 1:The beginning show

In the city of orario, bell and his friend(A/N:I kinda read that bell and his familia have mikoto and haruhime so there also in this story btw it was inspired by asulagila3456u and krikasu so read their fictions but i think mine is long since i wrote very long)were heading back home to the hestia home until a black portal came underneath them(A/N:Its exactly the same from krikasu and maybe the same for asulagila3456u okay the portal eating scene)and they ended up in a dark room but with little light only bell was awake and the others are asleep

"Guys!, wake up!"Said bell as he shook both welf and lily which makes all of them woke up then like a bullet shot through bell was non other their goddess:hestia

"Bell where are we and why is there comfy seats and many people here?" asked by hestia as she pointed the seats and the people that are waking up

"I don't know goddess but i think were gonna find out when we get out of here" Said bell as he inspect the area they are in which can hold about 1,000 people or so

Then the screen came to life and then it shows a man with a black hat, black tuxedo(cant spell it :) ) and a white handkerchief around his mouth and nose and wearing a sun glasses to look cool(A/N:Sorry i was trying to be like an agent okay)Hello people of orario and welcome to my show said by an unknown voice to all of them from the person in the screen

I have brought all of you here today for entertaining the gods and goddess for their boredom and i assure all the gods and goddess, that it will be entertaining because it is a show i have watched over 2 months until the continuation of it and let say my name which is NeonGamer973 but you can call me Neon or my real name Joshua(A/N:Its my real given name okay) said by the now identified Joshua

"WHATEVER LOSER AND WHERE THE HECK ARE WE" shouted bete

Then, bete's mouth is full of dirt with stones, the other people snickered as bete smelled poop in it and quickly spit it out and he clean his tongue with his hand

Can you please shut up and you guys are in a place called the theater, to put it simply is that this place for shows that are being projected in this very screen that i am in also i am everywhere which means i can do anything i can said joshua as his body in the screen turned white and then he said You all about to watch a better version of the little rabbit, or brave hero rabbit to me, of his adventures and will have action,drama,comedy,romance, etc., oh before thatThe seat where loki is seating was suddenly tied with ropes and chains, those that are seating beside her(Tiona and lefiya)Quickly got out of the seat from getting imprisoned like loki

"Joshua is this really necessary being tied up in this seat?"Asked loki as hestia laughed in the background

Yes bacuse we dont need a perverted goddess groping girls boobs, which all the men here in the theater likes, on the lose okay said Joshua

Now let us begin our show everyone also you better be ready because the main person you gonna watch has the same voice of bell but more mature and serious said joshua

Everyone was clearly surprised as the main character they were gonna watch has bells voice but more mature than their

"Ohh, is this a hero story Joshua?Please be its a hero story"Said tiona as she is a big fan of hero's like bell

Yes the main character will be develop of becoming a her so bell you better watch and listen closely or else your dream of becoming a hero will never come true said Joshua

"Yeah, i will watch intently to become a hero like my dreams!"Said bell as he is waiting