Camp Piccolo
Chapter 1
CMG: I'm back from the dead! Huzzah! Actually, college was a pain for about three terms, but I'm better now. Anyway, I don't own Dragon Ball Z or anything else added to this fic. I only own a few characters. This idea came from some freaky dream that I couldn't resist putting on paper. If anyone has/had an idea like this one, please don't sue. This was from watching the Garlic Jr. Saga out of boredom one day. *shutters as she sees Garlic Jr. beating Gohan up* Anyway, enjoy!
Summary: What if Piccolo was forced to do community service for his past crimes? What if he had to work at a camp for children? What if Gohan was forced to go to camp because Chi-chi thought it was a band camp? What if the author was forced to drive a school bus full of children without a real driver's license to the camp itself? What if the other kids were forced to kidnap Gohan to get away from the psychopath Piccolo? Find out in this insane story I was inspired to write about! It's set in between those 'infamous' 3 years and Gohan's only 8 in this fic.
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"I'm going where?!" cried Gohan as Chi-chi opened a box with a piccolo inside of a thin black box.
"To a Piccolo Camp," said Chi-chi. "I thought my little scholar might want to play for our guests in case we ever have company. Plus, it will give you an excuse to study for a few months."
Gohan thought about it. "Wait mom," said Gohan. "Are you sure that this camp has everything I need?"
"Of course," said Chi-chi. "Now get packed son because you're going for the entire summer!"
"Entire summer?!" said Gohan as he mused over the idea. 'The world must be coming to an end...'
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A month earlier...
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"...and since you have done poorly on your driving exams, you will have to do three months of community service at a local camp," said the judge.
"Can't you just put me in some d*** prison for three months?" said Piccolo.
"We normally would, but since you have not been around too many people..." said the judge.
'Besides aliens, Saiya-jin, and a gay b****,' thought Piccolo as he thought of what happened in the past odd number of years he's been alive.
"...you will have to spend three months as camp counselor," concluded the judge. (A/N: Uh-oh! ^_^;)
"Fine," said Piccolo as he is taken out of the courtroom.
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Present day...
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"See you when you get back!" said Chi-chi as Gohan boards the rather large yellow school bus.
Kids were screaming throwing things as Gohan looked around for a place to sit on the bus. Most of the seats were taken as he found a seat near the back that was empty. Sitting down, static is heard on the speaker as a female voice is heard.
"Hello campers!" said a cheery voice as a familiar woman is seen. Her hair was blondish brown as some frackles decorate her chubby face and her glasses seem to be at the top of her head. She was wearing some black pants with a white tanktop shirt and a blue jacket wrapped around her waist. "We're about to leave." The cheeriness left her voice as it turned bitter. "If anyone needs to feel free to get off this bus, do so now or you will regret it later."
"Um... lady?" said a young boy that looked like Dudley out of Harry Potter, except younger and not as ugly with brown hair.
"What?" said the woman.
"You're scaring me..." said the boy.
"Oh, am I?" said the woman. Suddenly, she yells loudly as she charges at the boy as he cries. She stops after the boy covers his face and puts a smile back on her face. The boy looks up confused as she laughs a bit. "Joking! Anyway, I'm Chibi Mirai Gogeta and I will be your bus driver to and from Camp Piccolo." CMG walks back up to the front of the bus as she turns on the bus. The motor roars as CMG floors the gas petal. "Alright campers, you better have used the bathroom or else I'm not cleaning up your mess!"
Shifting the bus to drive, the bus's wheels squeal as it shakes. The kids go flying, minus Gohan as CMG laughs evilly. The bus does a wheelie as the kids go flying again. After a few more stunts a man stands up and walks to the front of the bus.
"Um... CMG?" said the man. "Shouldn't we be going the normal speed limit?"
"Shut-up, Scrix," said CMG. (A/N: Scrix has no other place to go since Unexpected Fate ended, so CMG 'kidnapped' him and forced him to follow since she still wanted him to hang around.)
"What about those police cars chasing us?" said Scrix as 100 or more police cruisers and the SWAT team trucks chasing a bus full of kids, a Saiya-jin God, and a deranged authoress that lost her mind long ago. Manically, the authoress laughs at their attempts to pull her over. Hitting a button, CMG makes oil come out of the back of the bus and lights a match and throws it out the window. The road is set on fire and every single car behind them squeals to a stop. However, helicopters continue to hover as the bus continues on its way.
"You must be kidding," said CMG. "The speed limit's 45. I'm going 110, about 65 miles above the normal speed limit. Now stand behind the yellow line or something bad will happen to you and I'll be in more trouble."
"If it's about you not having a valid driver's license, you are already screwed," said Scrix.
Random cries of "What?!", "We're all going to die!", "Mommy!", "This is so f***ed up!", and other things were said after Scrix's comment on CMG not having a license and driving like a psychopath as the bus goes flipping off the edge of the road. As the bus crashes through the trees and other underbrush, it manages to not get damaged as kids were thrown around again after landing on it's wheels again. Scrix is thrown into the windshield as he manages not to break it at all and goes sliding down it with a squeaking sound. Of course, that only made CMG angry that he didn't go through the windshield like she 'wanted' him to earlier if he didn't do as she said.
"D***it, Scrix!" yelled CMG as she goes Super B****in' 3. "I told you to say behind the d*** yellow line!"
"D*** Super B****in' 3," cursed Scrix softly so that CMG wouldn't hear it and crawled over the yellow line painfully. "She has ungodly road rage."
"Um... Ms. CMG?" said one of the campers. "Are we almost there?"
"Not yet!" said CMG in a cheery voice as she reverts to normal. "We still have another 15 million miles to go until we reach our destination! Now please keep your arms inside the cockpit until we reach hell."
Groans were heard from the other kids as the bus continues down the forest, plowing through trees in the process and making wild life flee for their lives. (A/N: I would say 'kill', but keep in mind that I'm trying to keep a PG-13 rating here!) After hours of driving, Super B****in' 3 road rage fits; and many kids crying; not being able to eat, use the restroom, and getting bashed in the process; the perfectly fine bus stops at a camp as the kids rush off the bus as CMG and a battered Scrix come off after them. Suddenly, the bus explodes into a firey ball of flames as it burns to ashes. Some of the sensative children cry as CMG sees what happened. Gohan just stared in awe, not hurt at all from the entire bus trip since he seemed to know about the authoress' real attempts to harm him wouldn't be from a bus ride alone.
"Oopsies!" said CMG. "Guess I shouldn't of rammed it into a mountain!"
"Okay, you are no longer needed," said Scrix as he bashes CMG in the head. Unnaturally, CMG remained conscious because Scrix was rather beaten up and he passes out on the ground.
"Well, time to meet your counselors!" said CMG as the children, no longer cheerful, follow behind the former bus driver into the recreation center.
The kids soon sat down with their piccolo's at their sides that remained undamaged during the entire trip mysteriously enough. Gohan managed to sit as far away from the deranged authoress as possible as he thought his mom made a mistake sending him to the camp. However, things changed the moment a familiar Namek walked into the door. He was wearing his usual clothes as Gohan suddenly became happy.
"Yay!" cried Gohan as Piccolo shuttered.
'Great,' thought Piccolo. 'Gohan's here.'
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CMG: I hope you liked that chapter. Stay tuned! There's more to come! And for the first time in my fanfics, a preview done by Scrix himself! *smiles*
Scrix: *forced to do a 'preview' at gunpoint* On the next episode of Camp Piccolo, Scrix renames the dining hall after being 'dubbed' the new chef. CMG decides to do arts and crafts. As for games, Piccolo makes play time torture as the kids are forced to play British Bulldog. *stops narrarating* Wait. How can a Namek know anything about British Bulldog? And to make it more interesting, why in the hell are you bringing it in the story?
CMG: I was forced to play British Bulldog back in bible camp when I was 12. Of course, it was ruined the moment someone got a black eye. *remembers tie dying* I also remember one of the campers tie dyed their underwear! It was hilarious! It was the same camper that got the black eye too! Maybe I should add something like that in my story... *laughs evilly*
Scrix: As usual, you are demented. *gun goes off and blasts at Scrix* Ouch! *falls over*
CMG: Oops! *runs away*
Chapter 1
CMG: I'm back from the dead! Huzzah! Actually, college was a pain for about three terms, but I'm better now. Anyway, I don't own Dragon Ball Z or anything else added to this fic. I only own a few characters. This idea came from some freaky dream that I couldn't resist putting on paper. If anyone has/had an idea like this one, please don't sue. This was from watching the Garlic Jr. Saga out of boredom one day. *shutters as she sees Garlic Jr. beating Gohan up* Anyway, enjoy!
Summary: What if Piccolo was forced to do community service for his past crimes? What if he had to work at a camp for children? What if Gohan was forced to go to camp because Chi-chi thought it was a band camp? What if the author was forced to drive a school bus full of children without a real driver's license to the camp itself? What if the other kids were forced to kidnap Gohan to get away from the psychopath Piccolo? Find out in this insane story I was inspired to write about! It's set in between those 'infamous' 3 years and Gohan's only 8 in this fic.
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"I'm going where?!" cried Gohan as Chi-chi opened a box with a piccolo inside of a thin black box.
"To a Piccolo Camp," said Chi-chi. "I thought my little scholar might want to play for our guests in case we ever have company. Plus, it will give you an excuse to study for a few months."
Gohan thought about it. "Wait mom," said Gohan. "Are you sure that this camp has everything I need?"
"Of course," said Chi-chi. "Now get packed son because you're going for the entire summer!"
"Entire summer?!" said Gohan as he mused over the idea. 'The world must be coming to an end...'
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A month earlier...
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"...and since you have done poorly on your driving exams, you will have to do three months of community service at a local camp," said the judge.
"Can't you just put me in some d*** prison for three months?" said Piccolo.
"We normally would, but since you have not been around too many people..." said the judge.
'Besides aliens, Saiya-jin, and a gay b****,' thought Piccolo as he thought of what happened in the past odd number of years he's been alive.
"...you will have to spend three months as camp counselor," concluded the judge. (A/N: Uh-oh! ^_^;)
"Fine," said Piccolo as he is taken out of the courtroom.
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Present day...
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"See you when you get back!" said Chi-chi as Gohan boards the rather large yellow school bus.
Kids were screaming throwing things as Gohan looked around for a place to sit on the bus. Most of the seats were taken as he found a seat near the back that was empty. Sitting down, static is heard on the speaker as a female voice is heard.
"Hello campers!" said a cheery voice as a familiar woman is seen. Her hair was blondish brown as some frackles decorate her chubby face and her glasses seem to be at the top of her head. She was wearing some black pants with a white tanktop shirt and a blue jacket wrapped around her waist. "We're about to leave." The cheeriness left her voice as it turned bitter. "If anyone needs to feel free to get off this bus, do so now or you will regret it later."
"Um... lady?" said a young boy that looked like Dudley out of Harry Potter, except younger and not as ugly with brown hair.
"What?" said the woman.
"You're scaring me..." said the boy.
"Oh, am I?" said the woman. Suddenly, she yells loudly as she charges at the boy as he cries. She stops after the boy covers his face and puts a smile back on her face. The boy looks up confused as she laughs a bit. "Joking! Anyway, I'm Chibi Mirai Gogeta and I will be your bus driver to and from Camp Piccolo." CMG walks back up to the front of the bus as she turns on the bus. The motor roars as CMG floors the gas petal. "Alright campers, you better have used the bathroom or else I'm not cleaning up your mess!"
Shifting the bus to drive, the bus's wheels squeal as it shakes. The kids go flying, minus Gohan as CMG laughs evilly. The bus does a wheelie as the kids go flying again. After a few more stunts a man stands up and walks to the front of the bus.
"Um... CMG?" said the man. "Shouldn't we be going the normal speed limit?"
"Shut-up, Scrix," said CMG. (A/N: Scrix has no other place to go since Unexpected Fate ended, so CMG 'kidnapped' him and forced him to follow since she still wanted him to hang around.)
"What about those police cars chasing us?" said Scrix as 100 or more police cruisers and the SWAT team trucks chasing a bus full of kids, a Saiya-jin God, and a deranged authoress that lost her mind long ago. Manically, the authoress laughs at their attempts to pull her over. Hitting a button, CMG makes oil come out of the back of the bus and lights a match and throws it out the window. The road is set on fire and every single car behind them squeals to a stop. However, helicopters continue to hover as the bus continues on its way.
"You must be kidding," said CMG. "The speed limit's 45. I'm going 110, about 65 miles above the normal speed limit. Now stand behind the yellow line or something bad will happen to you and I'll be in more trouble."
"If it's about you not having a valid driver's license, you are already screwed," said Scrix.
Random cries of "What?!", "We're all going to die!", "Mommy!", "This is so f***ed up!", and other things were said after Scrix's comment on CMG not having a license and driving like a psychopath as the bus goes flipping off the edge of the road. As the bus crashes through the trees and other underbrush, it manages to not get damaged as kids were thrown around again after landing on it's wheels again. Scrix is thrown into the windshield as he manages not to break it at all and goes sliding down it with a squeaking sound. Of course, that only made CMG angry that he didn't go through the windshield like she 'wanted' him to earlier if he didn't do as she said.
"D***it, Scrix!" yelled CMG as she goes Super B****in' 3. "I told you to say behind the d*** yellow line!"
"D*** Super B****in' 3," cursed Scrix softly so that CMG wouldn't hear it and crawled over the yellow line painfully. "She has ungodly road rage."
"Um... Ms. CMG?" said one of the campers. "Are we almost there?"
"Not yet!" said CMG in a cheery voice as she reverts to normal. "We still have another 15 million miles to go until we reach our destination! Now please keep your arms inside the cockpit until we reach hell."
Groans were heard from the other kids as the bus continues down the forest, plowing through trees in the process and making wild life flee for their lives. (A/N: I would say 'kill', but keep in mind that I'm trying to keep a PG-13 rating here!) After hours of driving, Super B****in' 3 road rage fits; and many kids crying; not being able to eat, use the restroom, and getting bashed in the process; the perfectly fine bus stops at a camp as the kids rush off the bus as CMG and a battered Scrix come off after them. Suddenly, the bus explodes into a firey ball of flames as it burns to ashes. Some of the sensative children cry as CMG sees what happened. Gohan just stared in awe, not hurt at all from the entire bus trip since he seemed to know about the authoress' real attempts to harm him wouldn't be from a bus ride alone.
"Oopsies!" said CMG. "Guess I shouldn't of rammed it into a mountain!"
"Okay, you are no longer needed," said Scrix as he bashes CMG in the head. Unnaturally, CMG remained conscious because Scrix was rather beaten up and he passes out on the ground.
"Well, time to meet your counselors!" said CMG as the children, no longer cheerful, follow behind the former bus driver into the recreation center.
The kids soon sat down with their piccolo's at their sides that remained undamaged during the entire trip mysteriously enough. Gohan managed to sit as far away from the deranged authoress as possible as he thought his mom made a mistake sending him to the camp. However, things changed the moment a familiar Namek walked into the door. He was wearing his usual clothes as Gohan suddenly became happy.
"Yay!" cried Gohan as Piccolo shuttered.
'Great,' thought Piccolo. 'Gohan's here.'
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CMG: I hope you liked that chapter. Stay tuned! There's more to come! And for the first time in my fanfics, a preview done by Scrix himself! *smiles*
Scrix: *forced to do a 'preview' at gunpoint* On the next episode of Camp Piccolo, Scrix renames the dining hall after being 'dubbed' the new chef. CMG decides to do arts and crafts. As for games, Piccolo makes play time torture as the kids are forced to play British Bulldog. *stops narrarating* Wait. How can a Namek know anything about British Bulldog? And to make it more interesting, why in the hell are you bringing it in the story?
CMG: I was forced to play British Bulldog back in bible camp when I was 12. Of course, it was ruined the moment someone got a black eye. *remembers tie dying* I also remember one of the campers tie dyed their underwear! It was hilarious! It was the same camper that got the black eye too! Maybe I should add something like that in my story... *laughs evilly*
Scrix: As usual, you are demented. *gun goes off and blasts at Scrix* Ouch! *falls over*
CMG: Oops! *runs away*