INT. THE FAREWELL GALA - DAY
In the First Episode the famous Politican Couple Gouvenour Woody Boyd and Senator Kelly Gaines Boyd retire from their Agencys the were honourful farewelled buy President Murphy and other famous Politicans in a Great Gala with lot a Press present
EDDIE MURPHY A great Farewell to the greatest Politican Couple of the American History
A Reporter scream
REPORTER What's with the Clintons?
EDDIE MURPHY They don't count because they don't sleep together anymore
The Reporter sits down
REPORTER Im done
While Willy the 16 Year old Son of the Boyds eats tons of Shrimps
INT. THE RETIREMENT - DAY
They settle down with their 16 year Old fat and Lazy Son Willy in a Suburb of Boston and live a semi-retirement Suburban Life as they come in with the Taxi they are enpackage as they finish with that they begin their Life
Woody cuts the Grass, watch drunken Football and plan a Vendetta with his getting Older and search for Some Peace instead the loud and expensive Manhattan Gay Latino Couple Neighbor's Cedric and Bob they look at each other grimmy like Enemys when he is painting the House while Cedric and Boy builds a Dog House
Kelly cook some Pancakes and after that she go out and chat
at the Garden Fence with the other Suburban Mums Linda,
Ramona and Silvie about the Sexual Escapedas of the Other
Mums
LINDA Do you here what Sheila have down?
SYLVIE No what?
LINDA She had a m nage a trois with Julio the Gardener and Billy the Plumber while she blowin Ronny the Cable Guy's Dick
RAMONA That nasty Bitch
as a Big Desperate Housewives Fan Kelly feelin compfortable and laugh with them
while Willy eats a lot of Pancakes and order some Family Pizza for himself, watch Cow & Chicken and Dexter's Laborety at Cartoon Network and play Halo 3 on the X-Box the Pizza comes he give no Tip and eat them while he watch Wrestling
WILLY
Hello i want some Family Size
Pizza with Peperoni, Ham, Shrimps,
Olives, Anchovis, Artichocks,
Mushrooms, Onions and Garlic
The Pizza Guy comes and rings at the Door Willy open the Door
PIZZA GUY Hello here is one Family Size Pizza for a happy Family
WILLY That's one Family Size Pizza for a Happy Guy
PIZZA GUY Oh than enjoy it
WILLY Oh yeah i will do that here is some Tip
PIZZA GUY To Generous my enormous Lord
The Boyds are happy but soon they decide that this is not Enough and the need some Improvement in their Life
INT. CHEERS AGAIN - DAY
One Day Woody walk down the Street and came down to the Cheers and see a Sign who tell that the Bar is to Sell and so he calls the Real Estate Agent and meet with him before the Cheers the Real Estate Agent is a freaky hibbly Guy in a Hawaii-Shirt a scuff Brown Jacket and too short Brown Trousers
WOODY Hello is there Real Eastate Agent Grottlebarner
GROTTLEBARNER Is online
WOODY Perfect i want to buy the Cheers
GROTTLEBARNER That's great i don't thought that i sell this Bar again
WOODY What Problem you have with that i love this Bar
GROTTLEBARNER Then is everything ok were we met?
WOODY Im standing directly before the Bar
GROTTLEBARNER Allright i step by
Grottlebarner come by the Way and greets Woody
GROTTLEBARNER Are you Woody?
WOODY Do you didn't know me i am the Former Gouvenor
GROTTLEBARNER Gouvenor of what?
WOODY Massachusets
GROTTLEBARNER What's Massachusets?
WOODY The State you life in are you really that stupid even i know that
GROTTLEBARNER See i don't care in which State i live in because i don't like States and i don't care for them
WOODY But it stands also at your Real Estate License
GROTTLEBARNER What Real Estate License?
WOODY That's Obvious
GROTTLEBARNER What's with the Deal?
Woody is that enthuiastic that he buy the Cheers without bargain
WOODY I take it
The Real Estate Agent is very happy too and shake Woody's Hand
GROTTLEBARNER We have a Deal
Woody drive home and tell his Family the great News
WOODY Hey People
WILLY Hey Dad
KELLY Hey my beloved Husband i have baked some Strawberry Cake for you
WOODY Thats wonderful Family i have big News to tell I found the perfect Idea to improve our Boring Life that we stucked in the Moment we are Bar Owners now i buyed the Cheers today
Willy asks Woody
WILLY What's the Cheers
and Kelly tell him
KELLY Thats a Bar your Father worked in the 80's and the Early 90's
They all happy with the Idea and so they are the new Owners of the Cheers
WOODY What do you think of that Idea?
KELLY I think it's a great Idea i liked the Cheers
WILLY Is there some Food too?
WOODY Yes we have Olives and Chips and Pretzles and Nuts
WILLY You allready got me with the Olives im in too
They Boyds move in and soon as they put a Waitress searched on the Window there is Carla and ask for Work
CARLA Hey Woody Im back in
WOODY Thats great Carla we just need a Bartender
CARLA I know the right Guy
WOODY You don't mean me or?
CARLA No i don't mean you Woody
WOODY Great because i am the new Sam Malone
CARLA I know that i mean my Son Gino
WOODY Hey i didn't see him for a long Time whats the little Rascal doin?
CARLA He's released from Jail today
WOODY Well everybody did Mistakes he's in too that's great lets celebrate this
CARLA You don't need a Waitress too
WOODY Im sure we need a Diane in Here
CARLA Jesus not that bad my Daughter Serafina is bad enough
WOODY Great she's on Board too
And so Carla calls Gino and Serfina with her Handy
CARLA Hey Gino i got Work for you
GINO Not at the Dumpster again?
CARLA No as a Bartender in the Cheers
GINO The Cheers open again?
CARLA Yes Woody is the new Owner
GINO Allright im in is step by soon Ciao until then
CARLA Ciao Gino
Carla hang up
CARLA Gino is on Board
WOODY That's great
Then she call Serafina
CARLA Hey Seranfina i got Work for you
SERAFINA Not at the Strip Club again or?
CARLA No in the Cheers
SERAFINA The Cheers open again?
CARLA Yes Woody and his Wife Kelly are the new Owners
SERAFINA Hey that's great i always got a Crush on Woody
CARLA Hey don't even think off it he is luckely married
SERAFINA As lucky as your Marriages?
CARLA That's something completely different i don't find the right Man Woody and Kelly are the perfect Couple
SERAFINA We see ive they are still that Perfect Couple when i shake my Booty for Woody
CARLA Don't talk that much Bullshit just step by
SERAFINA Ok until then Ciao Mama
CARLA Ciao Serafina
Carla hang up the Phone
CARLA Serafina is on Board too
KELLY That's wonderful
CARLA I think that comes from the wrong Person
KELLY What do you mean with that?
CARLA Nothing just forget it
Gino and Serafina come in the Bar soon and begin their Work
GINO Hello everybody
WOODY Hello Gino ive didn't see you for a Long Time
GINO Yes i was behind Close Bars
CARLA And that you will be in the Future too
Serafina smiles at Woody
SERAFINA Hey Woody
WOODY Hey Serafina
In this Moment Norm comes in and everybody screams
EVERYBODY Hey Norm
NORM Hi Folks gimme some Beer Woody
WOODY Allright Mr. Peterson
NORM It is possible that i am in the Cheers i thought it was closed for 16 Years
WOODY It was closed Mr. Peterson but now its reopenend
NORM Thats good Lets celebrate this with Free Beer i think
WOODY Ok Mr. Peterson because it's you
The Second Guest who comes in is Emilio a Garbageman who sits down and shake his Bandana out
EMILIO Thats a lot of Chemical Dust in the Garbage gimme some Beer Bartender to wash that out of my Lungs
GINO Allright Mr. Garbageman
Gino cone some Beer and shakes it over the Bar
The next Guests who comes in are Seth and Jimmy too Slackers who sitting down totally stoned and order some Beers and try to flirt with Serafina
SETH Hey that's some great Bar i think
JIMMY Yes lets make this to our new Local Bar
SETH That's a real good Idea Jimmy Barkeeper fix us some Beers
GINO In a Minute Guys
Gino cone some Beer and give it to them
Then Seth and Jimmy try to flirt with Serafina
JIMMY Hey you mediterran Fire wanna burn me with your hot Flames
But Serafina blocks out
SERAFINA In your Dreams Collegeboy
SETH We didn't see a College from the Inside but ou can count on it
SERAFINA
(sniffy)
Get Some Shower and get Clean than
lets talk again
SETH Its just a Matter of Time
JIMMY So say I no Woman can resits us
CARLA And that Time didn't went too long
In this Moment Cliff and Paul come in
CLIFF Wow the Cheers got open again and theres Norm why you not call us and tell us that Norm
NORM I got no Time must drink
CLIFF Typically who is the new Owner of the Cheers?
NORM Who cares as long it give Beer in here
CARLA Woody is the New Owner
CLIFF Hey Woody first you were the Gouvenor and now you owns a own Bar you have done something with you Life
CARLA In Antipode to you Mailman
CLIFF Hey a Post Officer is a notable Person
CARLA Just for Dogs
WOODY Thanks Mr. Clavin a Compliment from you is like from a King
CARLA Yes like from a Lich King
Willy sits next to Norm look at him and for now one he is Role Model he is to sort of Fat Drunk that he will be in this Age
WILLY When i was big i want do be like you
SERAFINA Yes i think thats happen
KELLY Not when i can avoid it
NORM It is that bad to be me?
KELLY You know what i mean Norm
NORM Yes i know it
Some British Guest order a Dry Martini from Carla
SOPHISTICATED GUEST I take a Dry Martini shaked not stirred with a Green Olive on the Top
CARLA Allright Mr. Bond you get it
Carla aks Woody
CARLA Woody Do we have Green Olives?
While Woody gives the Olives to Carla and she fix the Martini for the Britishman and give it to him Cliff go Weisenheimer again
CLIFF Do you know that Green Olives are Black Olives that painted Green for real?
PAUL Cliff shut up you tellin this stupid Storys for many Years i can stand it anymore
EMILIO He's right Cliff shut up
CLIFF What do you want Garbageman you don't even wearing a real Uniform
NORM Cliff at least he wears his incompleted Uniform officially you wearing yours illegal you not a Mailman anymore
CLIFF In my Heart i will ever be a Mailman and no court order will hold me from that
As next Marvin comes in a gawky Nerd with Glasses who is Willys Math Tutor and Seth and Jimmy laugh because he was in their School
Seth screams
SETH Hey Loser i never thought that i see you in a Bar
JIMMY Well perhaps in a Gay Bar
Marvin looks angry but don't have the Guts to say something
MARVIN Hello Mrs. Boyd-Gaines
KELLY Hello Marvin Willy get ready for your Math Turtoring
WILLY But i want stay here with Norm
KELLY No i don't let you be throw the Way of a Fat Drunk its nothing against you Norm
NORM Its ok i am a Fat Drunk
KELLY Be more like Marvin
she looks at Marvin and he looking extremly nerdy so she reconsider her Statement
KELLY Well perhaps not like Marvin but defintly not like anyone in this Bar
And everybody screams
EVERYBODY Hey
And Kelly excuses
KELLY You know what i mean
and so the Boys sit down on the Table and Marvin tutors
Willy Math Seranfina is bored and so she turns the music on
hot tropical Rhytms and shes dancin to that very sexy Seth,
Jimmy and Emilio are howling Norm and Paul are starring and
Cliff are weisehheimering again
CLIFF Do you know that tropical rhytms are aborignial made to stay the Thunder God away
PAUL That matters nobody shut up and enjoy the Show
The Men are still howling and heckling and Serafina enjoys the Attention but she had this
SERAFINA You can watch it but you can't get it
Look even the Boys watching but Kelly goes to them
KELLY Willy Watch in your Book
WILLY No i want watch the Stripper
KELLY That's no Stripper thats our Waitress
SERAFINA Technically i am a Stripper
KELLY Ok Serafina is a Stripper but it's not for your Eyes Willy you and Marvin go in the Office to learn further
WILLY Always you disturb the Fun
Willy sulk and go with Marvin to the Office to learn further
In this Moment Rashir the Owner of the Iranian Restaurant who replaced Melvins comes down and scream very angry
RASHIR What is that Noise my Guests want to hear the slow and soft Rhytms of Persian Folklore while the enjoy my grandious Persian Cooking and nothing else
WOODY Im sorry Mr. Rashid we don't border your Guests anymore
CARLA But maybe the border themself
RASHIR Say nothing about my Customers Cher for the Poor
CARLA I can't say something about nothing thats are your Customers just like you a bunch of Chromosomes who counts Nothing like bad Saddam Look-a-Likes
RASHIR In my Country you will get hit with a Whip for such blasphemic Words
CARLA In my Country you get spanked for such Mustach by the Way cog the Mustard out of it you look like the Guy from Canibal Holocaust
RASHIR Ive done with that i just advised to make you to my Third Wife but that will never happen it's your own Fault
Carla laughs
CARLA What were the others a Donkey and a Chicken
Rashir leave angry the Cheers and go back upstairs in his Restaurant
CARLA One Idiot lesser lets move forward Cliff you the Next
WOODY No Carla we need our Customers to exist
CARLA Ok you right Woody just be quiet Cliff and drink more Beer
KELLY More Beer than that
PAUL He don't drink that much he is still one Step beyond a Norm Peterson
NORM That's Right im Undefeatable
In this Moment Pauls Chair crush down and everybody laughs
PAUL This Chairs are not that anymore they where 16 Years ago
Norm spotts
NORM Maybe it is why you as double as fat as 16 Years ago
In this Moment his Chair crush too
NORM Ok maybe the Chairs are not that anymore they been 16 Years ago
In this Moment the Transvestite Wanda comes in and sit at the Bar she order her Drink
WANDA One Bloody Mary please Sweet Boy
GINO Allright Mr. Dracula
WANDA Mrs. Dracula please
GINO Ok Mrs. Dracula
Gino fixing the Drink and give it to Wanda
INT. THE TRANSVESTITE - DAY
Cliff is smilin and winking at her she is smilin and winking back
NORM You know that she had a bigger Stick than you
Cliff loose his Smile and turn back
In this Moment Gagner comes in a big and strong but soft and shy Guy with Akne and a Afro wearing a Muscle Shirt he sit down
GAGNER One Beer please
GINO Allright Mr. Frankenstein
Gagner looking a little bit angry but then his Look wandering to the Transvestite and they both fall in Love for the First Look while Gino fix the Beer and want to give it to Gagner but he have only Eyes for Wanda
GAGNER Hey Darling can i spend you a Drink
WANDA Sure how i come to this Honour
GAGNER Normally i don't talk Women on but you are so beautiful that i can't resist
Wanda get's red
WANDA Oh thank you Mr. Charming you look cute too
GAGNER Want to leave this Bar after that Drink with me and have some Fun
WANDA I want Nothing More than that
and so they leave together holding Hands
GINO So we have a new strange Couple in her
CARLA Not as that strange as Cliff and his right Hand
Paul laughs
CARLA Or Paul and his Hoover
Paul didn't laugh anymore but than he reminds of something
PAUL I remember when you were my Hoover
Carla try to attack paul but Woody hold her back
WOODY What a Circus i missed that so im glad that i have this back
FADE OUT.