We don't own any of the characters we use on here except for YH and AP. I'd
also like to thank AP for agreeing to do this since I'm an insane person
that no one can put up with. So thankx.
YH : Hello people and welcome to anime idol. I'm your host YamiHoshi. Wait who wrote this stuff? *glares at A-pu-pu * Why do I have to say this again?
AP: Um. because I said so? *grins nervously, backing away *
YH: That's not a good excuse at all. * chases after her* Oh wait Seto's here.
Seto: Hey this isn't battle city.
AP: Saved by the Seto! * sighs* And of course this isn't battle city. Yami+Hoshi planned all of this. so ask her. *points at YH *
YH: Hey this was half your idea too. * glares at AP*
Cosmo: I like cheese.
AP: *looks surprised * Ch.eese? Right. Anyway. it was my idea too?. I don't remember signing THAT contract.
YH: Well that's your own fault. I swear your so . . . brain dead that you can't even remember what you had for breakfast.
AP: Uh.*thinks* Um.Oh!.No, no.*sighs* What was the question again?
YH: *sweatdrops * Never mind. Anyway I think our final judge should be arriving soon. By the way who did you sign up for that anyway?
AP: Well. Y'see.it's, um.*mumbles *
Miroku: * places a hand somewhere it shouldn't be on YH*
YH: AHHHHHHHH * smacks perverted monk acrossed the head with a camera* Oh AP you wouldn't by chance have picked Miroku to be our third judge did you? * looks too innocent*
AP: * all-too-fake gasp* ME? Why would I EVER do that? * puts a hand over her heart* I'm truly hurt.
YH: Yeah well we'll see whose hurt in about ten seconds. Oh by the way when did you tell our contestants to be here?
AP: *looks thoughtful * Let me think. I believe I said. *looks at watch * right about now, actually.
Miroku: Wonderful. * smiles and approaches AP*
AP: Uh-uh. *waves a clipboard threateningly * You sit all the way over THERE. *points to the other side of the room *
YH: NO HE DOESN'T you're the one who invited him to be a judge so he sits next to you * holds contract in front of AP's face* see it says so right here.
AP: * blinks* Where? *peers closer * You mean those dots. the really, really fine print?
YH: NO I mean the enlarged super print that you have to be incredibly dumb to have missed. of course I mean the small print. * rolls her eyes* I swear how dumb can you be. * looks at watch* Um. I hate to bring this to your attention now but shouldn't we have an audience?
AP: * looks around, hearing the crickets chirp* Maybe. Shall I go get some of those weirdos on the street?
YH: No leave that up to me my dear cohost you just make sure our contestants make it here safe and sound. * whispers off to side* And make sure they make it here in one piece. We don't want any more complaints about charcoaled super stars got it?
AP: Yes, Ma'am! *salutes YH, grinning * I'll keep 'em safe and sane. I mean, alive.
Seto: ALIVE!!!!!! What happened the last time????
YH: Oh you know AP got in a fight with a fire goddess named Akasha and got her ticked off so she flamed all of the stars just to ruin our show. We'll show her this time though.
Seto: * sweatdrops*
AP: It wasn't my fault. And if you don't believe me, I want my lawyer! * stomps her foot*
Miroku: *lingering behind YH again *
YH: Miroku don't EVEN think about it or we'll tie you to the top of the limo and drive in circles making you sick. Then.
Cosmo: I want candy.
*Everyone anime falls except Cosmo*
YH: Has anyone besides me realized that we haven't started the competition yet? * looks around the room as chaos ensues* I guess not.
AP: *looks lost * Where are the contestants? The audience? MY CAPPICUNO?! *coughs * Sorry.
YH: * slowly backs away from AP* Okay then I'm going to go get an audience while you scout out contestants. In the mean time everyone hang tight we'll have the competition in the next chapter I promise.
Seto: Remember though everyone two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: No but three rights make a left. Good night everybody.
*Lights fade out in the distance all is quiet*
YH: Um. guys? Hello? Is anyone there? It's too dark I can't see.HELP!!!! * feels hand somewhere it shouldn't be* PERVERT *smack *
YH : Hello people and welcome to anime idol. I'm your host YamiHoshi. Wait who wrote this stuff? *glares at A-pu-pu * Why do I have to say this again?
AP: Um. because I said so? *grins nervously, backing away *
YH: That's not a good excuse at all. * chases after her* Oh wait Seto's here.
Seto: Hey this isn't battle city.
AP: Saved by the Seto! * sighs* And of course this isn't battle city. Yami+Hoshi planned all of this. so ask her. *points at YH *
YH: Hey this was half your idea too. * glares at AP*
Cosmo: I like cheese.
AP: *looks surprised * Ch.eese? Right. Anyway. it was my idea too?. I don't remember signing THAT contract.
YH: Well that's your own fault. I swear your so . . . brain dead that you can't even remember what you had for breakfast.
AP: Uh.*thinks* Um.Oh!.No, no.*sighs* What was the question again?
YH: *sweatdrops * Never mind. Anyway I think our final judge should be arriving soon. By the way who did you sign up for that anyway?
AP: Well. Y'see.it's, um.*mumbles *
Miroku: * places a hand somewhere it shouldn't be on YH*
YH: AHHHHHHHH * smacks perverted monk acrossed the head with a camera* Oh AP you wouldn't by chance have picked Miroku to be our third judge did you? * looks too innocent*
AP: * all-too-fake gasp* ME? Why would I EVER do that? * puts a hand over her heart* I'm truly hurt.
YH: Yeah well we'll see whose hurt in about ten seconds. Oh by the way when did you tell our contestants to be here?
AP: *looks thoughtful * Let me think. I believe I said. *looks at watch * right about now, actually.
Miroku: Wonderful. * smiles and approaches AP*
AP: Uh-uh. *waves a clipboard threateningly * You sit all the way over THERE. *points to the other side of the room *
YH: NO HE DOESN'T you're the one who invited him to be a judge so he sits next to you * holds contract in front of AP's face* see it says so right here.
AP: * blinks* Where? *peers closer * You mean those dots. the really, really fine print?
YH: NO I mean the enlarged super print that you have to be incredibly dumb to have missed. of course I mean the small print. * rolls her eyes* I swear how dumb can you be. * looks at watch* Um. I hate to bring this to your attention now but shouldn't we have an audience?
AP: * looks around, hearing the crickets chirp* Maybe. Shall I go get some of those weirdos on the street?
YH: No leave that up to me my dear cohost you just make sure our contestants make it here safe and sound. * whispers off to side* And make sure they make it here in one piece. We don't want any more complaints about charcoaled super stars got it?
AP: Yes, Ma'am! *salutes YH, grinning * I'll keep 'em safe and sane. I mean, alive.
Seto: ALIVE!!!!!! What happened the last time????
YH: Oh you know AP got in a fight with a fire goddess named Akasha and got her ticked off so she flamed all of the stars just to ruin our show. We'll show her this time though.
Seto: * sweatdrops*
AP: It wasn't my fault. And if you don't believe me, I want my lawyer! * stomps her foot*
Miroku: *lingering behind YH again *
YH: Miroku don't EVEN think about it or we'll tie you to the top of the limo and drive in circles making you sick. Then.
Cosmo: I want candy.
*Everyone anime falls except Cosmo*
YH: Has anyone besides me realized that we haven't started the competition yet? * looks around the room as chaos ensues* I guess not.
AP: *looks lost * Where are the contestants? The audience? MY CAPPICUNO?! *coughs * Sorry.
YH: * slowly backs away from AP* Okay then I'm going to go get an audience while you scout out contestants. In the mean time everyone hang tight we'll have the competition in the next chapter I promise.
Seto: Remember though everyone two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: No but three rights make a left. Good night everybody.
*Lights fade out in the distance all is quiet*
YH: Um. guys? Hello? Is anyone there? It's too dark I can't see.HELP!!!! * feels hand somewhere it shouldn't be* PERVERT *smack *