INT. IN JERRY'S APPARTMENT - DAY
Jerry is in his Appartment wearing a Red Shirt and Jeans on the Phone with is actual Girlfriend Jenny
JERRY Hey Jenny yes it's allright we met at Luigi's at 8 O' Clock
as George open the Door harshly and get nervous and angry in
to the Room wearing a White Shirt, a Dark Brown Suittrouser,
a Black Tie with Brown Dots and his light Brown Coat
George screams
GEORGE Why must God hate me this much Its everytime the same i get some good news in the next moment i get some extremly bad news
Jerry asks him not very surprised
JERRY What happenend?
George answers with a little bit less angry voice
GEORGE I went to the Drycleaner and surprisly they afford to delete the oil flaw on my grey sports jacket
Jerry aks a little amused
JERRY Why you have an oil flaw on your sports jacket
GEORGE My Dad wear it during repairing his Car
JERRY Why he is doin that?
George wave aside
GEORGE
Because hes mentally insane but
thats not the point of this story,
how im mentioned the afford to
delte the oil flaw i was very
happy in this moment but then my
handy rings and its steinbrenner
on the phone telling me this time
i go to far im not longer
manageable, how i become not
longer manageable i am the Manager
JERRY Did he tell in which way you go to far this time
GEORGE No thats the point i going up and down all the day thinking and thinking but i don't get it, i mean im often in Trouble in the last 49 Years and im always know whats the implicator of all its going wrong, well i see things realistic im a total idiot i do everything that wrong that i can't believe by my own self destroying brain but this time im out of the Fault, i go to Work everyday i don't sleep anymore in the Desk and i don't even touch my secretary i even work a little bit sometimes i don't know what i can have done wrong it's eating me up inside
George begin to eat some Chocolate Cookies to eat down his Sorrows In this Moment Kramer crash into the Door wearing the same Cloths he wearing 11 Years before a Hawaii Shirt his brown Jacket and his brown Trouser and goes directly to the Refigrator, Jerry and George looks very astonished they didn't see Kramer until Years but Kramer dont mention that and do like he was never away he is already in his eating phase and his mouth is full of some Turkey and Sweet Potato Mash. Jerry and George look at each others Faces and Jerry opens finally the word to Kramer
JERRY How is doing Kramer?
Kramer respones with full mouth
KRAMER Fine better than ever
JERRY
(curios)
What you doin the last time
KRAMER
(not amazed)
Which Time?
JERRY
(amused)
So the last 10 Years
KRAMER
(shouting)
Oh that Time you mean Ive been on
Cuba and worked as Fidel Castro's
Cigar Tester
JERRY
(amazed)
Fidel Castro's Cigar Tester?
KRAMER Yeah some of them are poisened
JERRY Do you ever smoke some of this poisened Cigars?
KRAMER Yeah sometimes
JERRY And why you quit this job i think you love to smoking cigars more than everyhing else in your life including your mother
KRAMER First my mother is a toilet cleaning bitch i didn't became the the look out of my head when shes in Conclution with Newman and when you smoke 10 Years Cigars at a stretch in that mass the smoke fill your whole organs and bang out of all your orifices that you don't smoke any cigar again
JERRY But you doin the same in the 10 Years before becoming Fidel Castros Cigar Tester and you smoking a cigar right now
KRAMER Oh thats right
JERRY But whats the real reason for quiting that
KRAMER It's all about this black thing
JERRY What Black Thing
KRAMER I don't wanna talk about it
Jerry looks irritated and Kramer leaves the appartment Jerry looks interrogative but in this moment Elaine crush in to the Door wearing fit in Time a black Top and short black Skirt and greets Jerry and George
ELAINE Hey Jerry Hey George
JERRY Hey Elaine
GEORGE Hey Elaine
and finally Kramer
ELAINE Hey Kramer
and thinking shortly accused "Kramer" but that worry her not so much because shes smiling all around her face
ELAINE Jerry i finally found him
JERRY Found who?
ELAINE The Perfect Man he is rich, he is looking good he had fabolous manners and he loves the enviroment
JERRY Sounds that you finally match the score
ELAINE Yeah i think so maybe hes the finally one
JERRY You mean finally finally
ELAINE Yeah Jerry hes maybe allowed to pull that ring on my finger but i must be prove that he is the right one and for that i need you
JERRY And how i fit in this storyline
Elaine smirk on him
ELAINE Come on
JERRY Ok allright i doin it but you must in change of that escore me to the White Coat Oldtimer Convention where mine and Georges Dad drive with a race with their Cars wearing White Coats
ELAINE A Race with their Cars, i never reliance that to them
GEORGE
(Interjectin)
Its not really a race more like a
camaleer journey
ELAINE And why they wearing white Coats?
GEORGE Because they old and silly
JERRY What is Elaine are you with us?
ELAINE Allright i agree when you help me i go with you to White Coat Oldtimer Convention
JERRY Then explain me how to prove Jim's creditableness
ELAINE Yout both went together to some bar where a lady who is payed by me try to go on a little Ride with him and this fails you use to full him up and went to the Stripclub when he pass this seductions he is the right one
Jerry thinks shortly on it and agrees than and explains it because it matters no more by all this crazy Stuff the doin before but in thruth he wants that Jim fails because he likes to hang out with a frustated single elaine he hates the vision of a lucky married Elaine
George interrupts this chat and began to scream about the Cakes with less choclate instead of more choclate
GEORGE I can't imagine why they doin less Choclate in the Cookies Why they doin something like that i can reconstruct when they do more choclate in the cake everyone likes more choclate but why less choclate is there anybody who likes less choclate
JERRY I don't think so
GEORGE
I must to do something about this,
i visit the Company who produces
this cakes and i found the persons
who is reponsable for that and
than i burning their asses and
i didn't give up before im done
with that
JERRY Why you didn't put your maximum filled Energy to find out why Steinbrenner fired you and try to get in again?
GEORGE No i don't have that Kind of Interess any long for baseball Cakes are much more interesting for me now i think thats my new passion for now yes im absolutely sure Cakes are my absolutely Passion now
George leaves the Room while Jerry make him to get ready for the evening with Jim, he get in a Black Suit, pull on some Blue Shirt and a Black Tie with Brown Stripes on it
INT. BEFORE JERRY'S AND KRAMER'S HOUSE / IN THE TAXI - DAY
Jerry leaves the appartment and meets Kramer in front of the building he where the taxi is already waiting for him, he have a short conversation with Kramer before he get in
JERRY Hey Kramer what you doin this evening?
KRAMER Hey Jerry I have some arragements to fill in
JERRY What Kind of Arragements?
KRAMER That Depends of Bob Secamano are sucessful with his Squirell Hunt in the Park today, ive Newman allready have Dinner and the Black Community is still heating up
JERRY Ok i don't wanna know anymore about this
KRAMER Thats fine for me
Jerry goes into the Cab wheres the black driver looks angry to him
BLACK CAB DRIVER Is this your Friend
JERRY No he is more my Neighbour
BLACK CAB DRIVER You better will be not his friend
JERRY Jerry looks very accused
INT. IN THE BAR - DAY
Finally they arrive at the bar, Jim isn't there yet so he sit down and order some beer from a handsome Waitress
JERRY One Beer please nice young Lady
The Waitress is smiling at him
WAITRESS Allright Honey you get it in a Minute
while he also get the Number of the Waitress with that Beer she is smiling and he is smiling and see than Jim coming in and suprise its Christopher Lyoyd
STEVEN Hi am i right in a bar here?
BARKEEPER No theres some yoga studio
STEVEN Oh why did this happen to me all the time
and hes going to leave but the Barkeeper hold him back
BARKEEPER Im just joking this is a Bar
and sit him to the table where Jerry greets him
JERRY Hey you must be Steven?
STEVEN Hey i must be Steven
Jerry introduce himself
JERRY Im Jerry Elaines Friend
STEVEN Oh i heard so much about you
JERRY Oh she talking a lot about me?
STEVEN No
JERRY So you know me from my Stand Up Performances
STEVEN No that ain't either
Jerry who is known such Nonsens from Kramer didn't waste any Time anymore with that and order some Drinks for them both
JERRY Two Beer for us
BARKEEPER Allright the Waitress comes in a Minute and bring it to you
Then comes the hot lady to the table and surprise its Nikki Cox "accendantly" she falls, titles the drinks over Jims Jacket and landed on his chest, betting for exuse
WAITRESS Im so sorry i clean this up
and clean his jacket with her black dress until her breasts wandering in his face but not like every other straight man he bet her to stop and leave the table because hes engaged
STEVEN I bet you to stop im engaged
HOT ACTRESS Oh im sorry i didn't know that
in Fact she now that and is surprised from that Man's Loyality to his Near Financee Jerry is full shocked of this but he don't give up theres still the Stripclub
JERRY Hey Steve let's go in another Location
STEVEN Ok in a Bar again?
JERRY No this Time in some other Location
STEVEN Oh than im glad theres so much attractive Women in Bars i must stand
INT. IN THE STRIPCLUB / IN TAXIS - DAY
They getting to the taxi the Cab Driver ist black again and talks on the Funk about some "Nigger Guy" who they want to beat up this is accusing for Jerry again but he don't think that much about it because it's Kramer and they are lot of crazier Stuff with that Guy in the Past
ANOTHER BLACK CAB DRIVER Where you want to?
JERRY To the Diamond Palace
ANOTHER BLACK CAB DRIVER Oh the hottest Strip Club in Town good Choice
but Steven don't notice it because he is fascinated with the
Interior Decorator Magazine he is reading and they driving
to the hottest strip club of the whole city they arrive at
the club and theres really the hottest strippers of all time
Jerry can't get his eyes of this faboulous women but Jim
went no single look to the girls instead of that hes talking
about stamps with a very old man with a hat (Phil Perlman)
who stands near him
STEVEN Hey you are in Stamp Collecting
OLD MAN O yeah i love that
STEVEN Do you have the Blue Bird Edition from Madagaskar from 1965
OLD MAN I wish i have that but i have the Bismarck Collection of 1887
STEVEN Wow thats incredible maybe we meet sometime and you show me them
OLD MAN It will be a Pleasure for me
Jerrys giving up this is the perfect man
JERRY Come on Steve let's go
OLD MAN Ok that's anyway to much attractive Ladys in here
when they drive home with the taxi which driver is Judd Hirsch
TAXI DRIVER Where you want too?
STEVEN To the World Trade Center
JERRY That don't exist anymore
STEVEN Really since when?
JERRY Since 9/11
STEVEN What's 9/11?
JERRY Forget it
STEVEN Is that a subsidiary company to 7/11?
JERRY Yes it is
TAXI DRIVER So where you want for real?
JERRY To the 18th Street crossing 27th Avenue
TAXI DRIVER Allright
The viewers see a picture of kramer on the wall where black gangsters shoot at with thei uzi's
INT. IN THE CHOCLATE COMPANY - DAY
Crossfade to the Chocolate Company wheres George full of Rage is for the Search for the Person who ist reposable for that less choclate problem, he goes to the Reception where the young blonde and attractive Receptionist wearing a Pink Blouse with two Knobs open, a black Skirt and High Heels is sending him to the apparently right Office
GEORGE
(in a friendly
Tone)
Hello im searching for the Person
who is reponsable for the Choclate
Fillings
RECEPTIONIST Go the Office of Mrs. Cardaelli
GEORGE
(in a friendly
Tone)
Ok thanks for your Help
he arrive at Ms. Cardaelli's Office who are a young black haired Italian Woman wearing a White Blouse with one Knob open a not so short black Skirt and not so High Heels she is on the Phone but after short Time she hang up and talk to George who she noticed before
MS. CARDAELLI Hello im Gina Cardaelli Product Presentation what i can do for you
GEORGE
(in a nearly
friendly Tone)
I buyed your Choclate Cookies
today and i noticed that there a
less Choclate then before in it
MS. CARDAELLI Oh i didn't knew that i am not reponsable for that i even don't eat this Cookies
GEORGE Why that?
MS. CARDAELLI Oh that didn't have any concrete Reason
George wondering short but then he says
GEORGE Who is the Person who is reponsable for that
MS. CARDAELLI Oh that must be Mrs. Roststein in the Product Placing
GEORGE
(in a nearly
friendly Tone)
Ok thanks for your Help
George goes to the Product Placing where Mrs. Roststein and 60 Year Old Woman with Short Grey Hair a White Blouse with big rot Dots fully knopped and a long Skirt reaching nearly to the Foot is phoning extremly long while George is waiting and getting angryer and angryer than she hang up
MRS. ROSTSTEIN What do you want?
GEORGE Ive eating this Cookies today and i noticed that there a less Choclate you can imagine that
MRS. ROSTSTEIN Im not responsable for that you must go to the Product Development to Mr. Silverstein but Yes i can thats absolutely right less Choclate is better
GEORGE
(laughing crazy)
What how can less Choclate be
better
MRS. ROSTSTEIN It is better especially for you it where better Fat Ass it's better you walk now to Mr. Silverstein that were good to minimize your Fat a little
GEORGE And you are ugly Old Bitch with a worser 70's Fashion Choice than Mary Tyler Moore
MRS. ROSTSTEIN You better leave now Burger King
GEORGE
What you wanna do about it chase
me away with the Pain of Muzak,
ugly orange Colours and the Smell
of 4711?
MRS. ROSTSTEIN Call the Security
GEORGE Fine im leaving but i will find out who is responsable for that and ive it the last Thing i do
he walking to the Office of Mr. Silverstein who wear a White Shirt with a Yellow Tie with Black Stripes and a black Suit Trouser hanging a black Blazer over his Shoulder and smiling at George
MR. SILVERSTEIN Hello Sir how can i help you
GEORGE Oh im surprised of your Cheerfulness
MR. SILVERSTEIN Im always friendly the People call me Mr. Cheerful
GEORGE Good to know that i have a Problem
MR. SILVERSTEIN Tell me your Problem
GEORGE I buyed this Choclate Cookies today and a noticed that they are less Choclate instead of more Choclate can you imagine that
MR. SILVERSTEIN You absolutely right i agree with you but i don't reponsable for that go to the Manufacturing and ask Mr. Krszuweck
GEORGE Is here anybody reponsable for anything
MR. SILVERSTEIN Yes im for the Cheerfulness
GEORGE I don't give a damn about your Cheerfulness
George walk to the Manufacturing where he met between a lot of Machines Mr. Krszuweck a ruppish Polish with Black Hair and a Thick Black Mustach he have also a little Gut and wairs a Boiler Suit
MR. KRSZUWECK What do you want Hairy Fatball
GEORGE Hey you east european Magnum Blend who is pregnant in the 6th Month i want to know why that is less Choclate in that Cookies
MR. KRSZUWECK I hate you you little glassed mothers tits sucking Nerd but i agree with you i love Choclate but i don't reponsable for that this is a Order from the Above
so George make his Way Upstairs in the Leadership Circle
GEORGE So now i must fight against the High Leadership
INT. THE WHITE COAT OLDTIMER RACE - DAY
Crossfade to The White Coat Oldtimer Convention in the next morning theres the Seinfelds, the Costanzas and a lot of other crazy old people in white coats, Morty Seinfeld polish his Alfa Romeo 1300 Sprint while Helen Seinfeld standing beside and cook some coffee for her Man
Jerry and Elaine come to them
HELEN Hey Jerry im glad you accomplishe to get in here Hello Elaine Jerry do you want some Coffee i fix it for you
JERRY No Thank you Mum but i don't want a Coffee now
HELEN Elaine do you want some Coffee?
ELAINE No Thank you Mrs. Seinfeld
HELEN I fix it anyway
Morty looks up, see them and greet them
MORTY Hey Jerry Hello Elaine
and kiss Elaines Hand
MORTY I hope you wish your old Man Luck for the Race Jerry
JERRY Oh yeah i surly will do that
On the neighbord spot Frank Costanza fix his Ford Mustang Fastback dressed in Georges Sport Jacket again because he won't get his coat dirty he screams a lot and his wife Estelle is crying because of shes feared of Frank miss the Race
ESTELLE Frank get finished you will miss the Race
FRANK I never miss a Race in my whole Life and i was totally drunk in a Bordell in Paris 5 Minutes before the first Dakar Race of 1979 begins
ESTELLE But you missed the Dakar Race of 1980
FRANK There i was totally drunk in a Bordell in Marseille it's not possible to drive from Marseille in Paris in 5 Minutes
ESTELLE Robbie Carlante had done this
FRANK Why don't you marry Robbie Carlante?
ESTELLE Maybe i will do this someday
On the very next Spot theres Newman also dressed in a white coat and racers glasses
Seinfeld greets him
JERRY Hello Newman
Newman greets him back
NEWMAN Hello Jerry
JERRY Why you attend in this Race you not an old Man yet Newman
NEWMAN And thats my Big Point i beat this Seniors for sure
JERRY Newman you are discusting but I bet you will not beat this Seniors
NEWMAN How much will you bet 5 Dollars 10 Dollars 100 Dollars
JERRY How about 1000?
NEWMAN We have a Deal say goodbye to your Grover Cleveland
A few moments later The Race begins where is a very funny scence with lots auf beautiful oldtimers with old Men wearing White Coats inside
INT. IN THE CHOCOLATE COMPANY - DAY
Crossfade to the chocolate company where George is still for search for the responsible person he ist fully stressed out near of a nervous breakdown but then he hears the voice of a receptionist wheres callin
RECEPTIONIST Mr. Costanza you can now get in in that directors office
George jumps up
GEORGE Finally if found him i can't believe it
and get into the office wheres sittin Steinbrenner
George whispers
GEORGE Mr. Steinbrenner, what do you doin in here?
STEINBRENNER George i know you find about this your a lot more tricky than i think when i meet you the first time you pass the test you are the New Sales Manager of Steinbrenner Cakes
GEORGE Steinbrenner Cakes what's about Baseball?
STEINBRENNER I don't like Baseball anymore that much im more a fan of cookies now
GEORGE And it was also your idea to fill less choclate in the cakes
Steinbrenner respones harshly
STEINBRENNER What to Hell Theres less Choclate in that Cakes? Lets find out how is responsibale for that
INT. THE WHITE COAT OLDTIMER RACE - DAY
Crossfade to the Race wheres is going to the end and Morty Seinfeld Frank Costanza and Newman are nearly together but only one of them can win, they all do their best and theier faces are fierce but shortly upon the finish Kramer overtaking them and wins the race hunted by hundreds of angry black gangsters they all look iritated but Seinfeld reminds the Angry Newman of something
JERRY You remember our Bet right
NEWMAN Allright here is your Grover Cleveland
Newman gives Seinfeld a 1000 Dollar Note
INT. THE LAST SCENE - DAY
In the last Scene George and Steinbrenner sitting in Steinbrenners Office and eating the new Cookings with extra more chocolate while the man who is responsable Mr. Lipman sits in the company owned Jail.
GEORGE Oh this Cookies with more Chocolate are god-like I can imagine that Mr. Lipman is responsable for the less Choclate
STEINBRENNER George never underestimate the inconsiderable i undermestad Lou Gehrig i underestimated Todd Doolittle i underestimated Pledge Soothes i underestimated Dan Uggla i underestimated John F. Kennedy i underestimated Roy Halladay i underestimated Robert F. Kennedy
George leaving the Office and Steinbrenner didn't stop talking
STEINBRENNER I underestimated Willow Glen i underestimated Matt Durkin i underestimated Bobby Hobbs i underestimated Richard Nixon
FADE OUT.