Last year, me and my friend courtney were bored... And so came
AWESOME CHICKEN
A man was on his way to Camomile, when he ran into an ostrich. The ostrich was quite lonely. The man wanted to dance with the ostrich's egg. The egg wanted to take a nap. The egg and the man made an agreement. The egg would nap while the man used his magical abilities to go into the egg's dream and dance with it. The man went into the dream to find the egg was actually a cactus. He did not want to dance with a cactus. The cactus came over to the man and hugged him. The man began to get all prickly. He was in great pain.
The cactus began to chant, (AN- Rights to ... Whoever came up with it. Forgot the name) "Hum. Pocky, pocky. Dead pinata, dead pinata!"
The cactus was chanting an evil spell that would turn the man to licorice. The licorice would be black. Bleh, black licorice.
The man was terrified, he thought the cactus would eat him once he was licorice, but the cactus did not like black licorice. He enjoys cabbage. So, the cactus started chanting, "Mahi Kahi! I'll eat coffee beans! Moohaha!" This would turnt eh black licorice into cabbage.
The cabbage/licorice/man/you're fired danced around while running from the evil cactus that was suddenly wearing a bikini!
The scared cabbage started saying, "No! No! No! Don't make me eat your elbow potatoes! Frilly tomatoes and elbow potatoes!" The cabbage began to cry. He did not want to be eaten. He just wanted to dance.
The cabbage was like "I ROCK! AND YOU WILL DANCE WITH ME OR I WILL EAT YOUR MOTHER! MUAHABABHAHAHAH!"
"NOOOO! Not my mother! She is an amazing tomato plant! She cannot be eaten by a cabbage! In fact, my dad is a cabbage!"
So the cabbage said, "If you don't dance with me, I shall pour a milkshake on yo daddy!"
"NO! Not milkshake! Papa is dreadedly lactose intolerant!"
"More the reason! Now, I shall make your Pa eat the milkshake of DOOOM! HAhahahaha!"
Then, a random hobo with an Australian accent showed up and ate them all...
The end
We were bored
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