Authors Notes

Part of my new series of stories looking into the lives of various Dissidia pairings. Expect some yaoi and yuri later on.

Warrior of Light is mainly referred to as "Light" in this story. This story came as a result of a funny picture I saw somewhere, where Cosmos and Chaos are married and Warrior of Light is their son. I thought it was a really cute idea so it cured by writer's block.

Disclaimer: Dissidia Final Fantasy and its characters are the property of Square Enix. This is merely a fanfiction.

Chapter 1 - Cosmos and Chaos

Cosmos, the Goddess of Harmony, and Chaos, the God of Discord, were locked in Eternal conflict. Everyday their conflicts would grow worse and worse. Eventually it would settle for a while, but the great dragon Shinryu would begin the conflict all over again...usually by doing its business on the carpet.

"GOD DAMN IT COSMOS! THAT DAMN DRAGON DID A BIG SH--"

"Not in front of Light, dear," Cosmos replied to her hellish husband. Light sighed. He was use to the vulgar language that poured out of his father's mouth...and his mother's when she got mad. He just settled into his breakfast before the age old conflict started again. Shinryu, the family pet, roared happily, obviously unaware he had just pissed off the God of Discord.

"Well, what are you waiting for woman?! Clean it up, it's disgusting!" Chaos declared angrily as he stepped into the kitchen, patting his son on the head as he walked to the kettle. "AND WHERE IS MY COFFEE?! I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK IN 10 MINUTES!!!!"

"Its your own fault for deciding to get your lazy fat ass out of bed 10 minutes before you've got to go to work," Cosmos replied.

"My fat ass? Well you put on more pounds than me, darling!" Chaos retorted.

Cosmos stopped suddenly and turned to her husband. She narrowed her eyes.

"WHAT did you just say?!" she demanded. Chaos turned to her realising what he had just said to the all powerful Goddess of harmony.

"Oh shit."

Light looked at the clock.

"I've got to go to school now, bye!" he said. He grabbed his school bag and ran out the door.

"Uh, son! Wait up, I'll give you a lift!" Chaos said. He began to follow his son, but Cosmos stepped in front of him before he could escape. She smirked.

"No one calls me fat and gets away with it," she said. Then she leaned over to his ear. "Not even a god."

Chaos gulped.

Outside the house, Light had met up with Firion, who looked nervously over to Light's house.

"Are you mom and dad fighting again?" he asked. Light nodded expressionlessly. Suddenly there was a big explosion inside Light's house. Beams of light erupted through the windows.

Firion clung onto Light, fearing for his life. However Light remained as serious as ever.

"Come on lets go. We'll be late for school," he said.

"B-but – your mom and dad could be hurt!" Firion said. Light shook his head and dragged Firion along.

"We have Biology first. Mr Exdeath will be very angry if we're late."

Firion glanced back at the house then decided it was best to leave it.

Meanwhile Chaos dragged himself out the front door to his car. His suit was in tatters. Cosmos waved to him as he crawled along the ground.

"Have a good day honey! Don't stress yourself!"

Why, oh why, did I have to marry HER?