A/U: It's been over a year since I last posted anything. This was sitting on my tablet, so, here you go!
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"You did WHAT?" Severus Snape, spy and potions master extraordinaire thundered.
"I placed Harry with the Dursleys." Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Order of Merlin, First Class; Supreme Mugwump ect ect ect repeated calmly.
"Dammit Albus, you know full well how Petunia feels about magic!" Snape swore.
"Do you have any better suggestion, Severus?" Dumbledore questioned, blue eyes sparkling over his half moon spectacles.
"Anyone! Anyone would be better! The Longbottoms, Black, a muggle family who wants to adopt- for Merlin's sake, even I'd be more capable than those poor excuses for humans!"
Dumbledore clapped his slender hands together, very pleased with himself. "Excellent! Provisions will be made and a new addition of a nursery have been added to your quarters."
And that's how Snape ended up raising Harry Potter.
Fin