Disclaimer: Don't you think that this would have been in the epilogue had I owned Harry Potter? Actually, a lot of the stories I write would be in the epilogue if I were J. K. Rowling.
"Thank you," Ron smiled at sat down. Hermione had forced him into giving a speech at Harry and Ginny's wedding despite his many protests that he was terrible with words. In the end Hermione wrote him a few speeches and he chose the one that he liked the best, but they didn't let anyone else, though many people suspected, know. Ron was the second-to-last; George was the last. Most of the speeches had been about how Harry and Ginny had always been perfect for each other and how it was funny that when Ginny was younger she'd been head-over-heels for Harry and then vice versa when Harry was a six-year and Ginny was a fifth-year. Hermione's was mostly how happy she was that her best friends had fallen in love and gotten married and how she'd seen in coming ages before Harry had.
No one, however, had seen George's speech coming.
"Well, everyone else had said everything else," he began. "This is one of the bad things about giving your speech last." A few people exchanged glances. George had made sure that he gave his speech last. "So, I suppose, I really only have two words to say: Hit it!" Lee Jordan, who was playing saxophone, gave him the thumbs up and began to play a painfully familiar song.
Harry and Ginny exchanged horrified glances. "Oh no!" Ginny looked murderous and Harry's face grew red.
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
George repeated this and then, while Lee played his solo, shouted, "Hey! Ron! Percy! What d'you say we make this a trio!"
Both Ron and Percy stood up, but Hermione glared daggers at Ron and yanked on his arm, pulling him back into the seat next to hers. Audrey, however, found this completely hilarious and had no problem with Percy embarrassing his sister and new brother-in-law. It helped that Percy couldn't sing and Audrey loved getting him to try whenever possible.
After all seven verses (which were all just the first verse repeated) the song finally ended and Percy sat down. "That's really all I have to say," George said with a straight face. "Thank you."
Harry and Ginny's faces were redder than all of the Weasley's hair put together. "I. Am. Going. To. Murder. Him," Ginny managed to say.
"Can I help?" Harry asked weakly.