Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket

Chapter One: Things Tohru Honda will never say.

One: I Hate cats!

Two: Cleaning is so boring its a lot more fun messing stuff up!

Three: I wonder? If I brought a dog next to Kyo if it would chase him.

Four: I love to live in tents.

Five: I hope I'm being a burden!

Six: Hey I am going to the store to get the latest Eminem CD do you guys want anything?

Seven: Why do I talk to my mom i mean she's a picture now?

Eight: People already think I am a weirdo for hanging out with a Yankee and a psychic why not talk to my moms photograph.

Nine: When I grow up I'm gonna be a Whitman!

Ten: Hey, Shigure, why don't I get paid?

Eleven: I should call a news paper and tell them the Sohma family secret!

Twelve: Shigure! Kyo! Will you come here a moment, *they are now in front of her now * okay now Shigure! Sick em!

Thirteen: Why don't I get to fight?

Fourteen: Why is my mom a picture?

Fifteen: Kyo let me fight you pleeaaaasssse!

Sixteen: I wonder, Yuki will you go out with me?

Seventeen: Why are there so many Sohma's

Eighteen: Haru, Can I ride you?

Nineteen: Shigure! Here boy!

Twenty: Kyo! Here kitty! Kitty! come on Kyo here boy!

Twenty-one: lets see, I'll take a dog whistle, cat collar, and a cowbell! Do you have any carrots?

A/N: so how did you like it? I'm going to do Yuki next, just so you know you can give me idea's for Yuki's too. Okay Read and Review and No Flames.