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Title: Bones
Type: Songfic. Bones by The Killers.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I own neither the song, or the show. Don't sue. If you sued me for everything I'm worth plus a penny all you'd get was a penny.
Summary: House's thoughts while listening to a song on the radio.
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House got into his corvette and turned on the radio, suddenly, this strange song came on…..
Come with me
We took a back road, we're gonna look at the stars
More like the moon….We took a back road in my car
I'm taking a back road….
Down to the ocean, it's only water and sand
Duh.
And in the ocean, we'll hold hands
God! What kind of sappy crap love song is this?
But I don't really like you
Ahhh. That's more like it.
Apologetically dressed in the best, put on a heartbeat cry
Without an answer, the thunder speaks from the sky
WTF?!?
And on the cold, wet dirt I cry
Baby.
And on the cold, wet dirt I cry
WE KNOW ALREADY!
Don't you wanna come with me?
Ummm….NO.
Don't you wanna feel my bones
Again - WTF!?
On your bones?
Woah - okay, it's official. I'm leaving.
It's only natural
To want to feel someone's bones? No! That's sick!
A cinematic vision ensued, like the holiest dream
Holy? Is this going to get all church on me too?
There's someone calling, an angel whispers my name
Angels? What kind of crap song is this!!!!
But the message remains the same
Which is…?
Wait 'til tomorrow, you'll be fine
God! What the crap do those stupid angels know? That NEVER WORKS.
It's gone to the dogs in my mind
Same here. SINCE THE BEGINNING!
I always hear them in the dead of night
O - Kay….
Ghosts calling, save me from this life
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! GHOSTS!!!! WHAT FRESH TORTURE?
But they can never wrong this right
Hmmm….
Don't you wanna come with me?
Do you think my answer is going to change? Moron…
Don't you wanna feel my bones
Yeah, I want to feel your bones. Pshaw.
On your bones?
WTF?
It's only natural
NO DAMMIT IT'S NOT!
Don't you wanna swim with me?
I CAN'T SWIM DAMMIT! STOP MOCKING MY DISABILITY YOU STUPID SONG!
Don't you wanna feel my skin
At least it's better than bones! But no. Really. NO.
On your skin?
I know I'm sexy, but really, I'm going to have to get a restraining order against you, song!
It's only natural
Nope.
I never had a lover
Ha ha! LAME!
I never had soul
Same boat….(sigh)
And I never had a good time
Dammit! Why do I have to start relating to the song!?!?
I never got bored
Lucky. I get bored all the freakin' time.
Don't you wanna come with me?
OH MY GOD! FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!!!
Don't you wanna feel my bones
SICKO!
On your bones?
OH GOD! I'd rather look at Vogler in bikini than listen to this!
It's only natural
But you wouldn't see the bikini seeing as how the fat would swallow it.
Don't you wanna swim with me?
Bad pictures in my head! BAD PICTURES!
Don't you wanna feel my skin
OH GOD! SCARY NUDE VOGLER IMAGES!!!! I TAKE IT ALL BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!
On your skin?
(starts sobbing with horrible Vogler images in his head)
It's only natural
-Sniff- SHUT UP!
House drove home and hurriedly downloaded that song into his mp3 player. It was his new favorite song!
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