Little Toy Store of HORRORS!
Chapter 6
This message is for Emily if she is reading this. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE EMILY! Review. Did you like it? And please dont tell everyone at skool that I'm a freak. I don't need that. Please. Yeah... ONTO THE STORY!
"What am I going to do? My poor money..." I said. And then, I had an idea, but I needed new disguise. "THIS FORCES FURTHER INVESTIGATION!" I ran to my home.
At the lair:
I opened up my... normal... closet and pulled out the hobo costume.
"yes... this will do." I smirked to myself. "HEHEHEH! MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!"
later:
I got to the toy store and went inside.
The wierd checkout lady saw me.
"Haven't I seen you before?" She asked suspiciously.
"Um... no?"
"OKAY! HAVE FUN SHOPPING MR CREEPY HOBO DUDE!"
"Um... okay." I said. Then, I thought to myself, "heheheh. they dont suspect a thing. because im amazing."
With minimoose:
"Okay. Moose dude, lets go over this again. When I ask you if Zim is an alien, you will say yes. Alright? Just be sure to look into the camera."
"NYA!"
"Is Zim an alien?"
"NYA!" Minimoose stuck his face into the camera.
And then, Dib started spazin out like a maniac. HE WENT NUTS! (see the frycook that came from all of that space for a reference of Dib spazzing out.)
"NYAAAAGHHH! AYGH! AHHH! THE FLOATING MOOSE! AUGH! IM CRAZY! AUGH! ANDQUITMAKINFUNOFMYHEAD!"
Minimoose was confused, so he just floated away. And immediatly, Dib stopped spazzing.
"Hey. Wheredja go?"
Back at the Toy Store:
"Heres your mail Ms checkout lady."
"Thanks Mr mail dude!" The checkout lady opened up an envelope. She gasped when she saw the WANTED FOR BANK ROBBERY headline and a small hobo guy running with a huge money bag. (See walk of doom for reference.)
"AHHHH! ITS THE BANK ROBBER! HES GOING TO STEAL MY TOYS AND STUFF!"
Immediatly the cops showed up.
"THERE HE IS! GET HIM!" The cops ran towards me as I commanded the spider legs out of my pack and started running away... too bad there was a wall right in front of me, or else I wouldn't have been cornered.
2 seconds later:
I jumped out of an airplane pulled on the parachute string and floated gently down in a beaver costume.
"WHAT AN AMAZING AND DARING ESCAPE!" I said. "I LIKED THE PART WHEN THE GIANT SQUID LAUNCHED MISSILES AT ME!"
I know that that was taken from Gaz taster of pork, but I couldnt think of anything else to write.
End of chapter 6.
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