Hello Readers, here's a little somethin I wrote one day when I was bored :) Enjoy! xxx
HOW TO ANNOY ISABELLA MARIE SWAN
1. Buy her various expensive objects.
2. Refuse to have sex with her (especially if you are a very sexy vampire).
3. Lie to her.
4. Disable the engine on her truck.
5. Refuse to change her into a vampire.
6. Make her think you are dead.
7. Make your family very sexy, so she cannot decide who she wants to date.
8. Call her best friend a mutt.
9. Give her an island for a wedding present.
10. Destory every copy of Wuthering Heights ever made.