Disclaimer: I do not own DOA or any of it's characters...........but I do in my pathetic dreams... sigh but I do own Yuki! HA! I do have part of a life!

Day 1

It was the beginning of the fight to the death. (At least, that was Ayane and Kasumi's belief)

"Ok everyone," Yuki announced. You are now officially going to be in the middle of somewhere for fifteen years..."

Awkward silence.....

"Just kidding...........................You will spend fifteen weeks in the middle of a desolated spot in New Zealand." everyone exhaled.

"Now," he continued, "you will split up as two teams. Kasumi, Hitomi, and Leon, you will all be on team 'Oroka'" Kasumi stuck her tongue out at Ayane which was replied by a broken nose.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY NOSE!!!!!" she yelled. Everyone ignored her. Ayane smirked and stuck her tongue out. Kasumi started plotting her revenge with an evil expression on her bloody face.

"Aannyywwaayyss....." Yuki continued, raising an eyebrow. "Jann Lee, Helena, and Ayane, you are on team 'Baka'"

"Ok!" Helena said loudly and too cheerfully. (as Ayane thought)

"I, am in hell..." Ayane thought as she started banging her head against the seat ahead of her.

"We're almost there," Yuki said. "when we get there, each team will be given a crate. You have to figure out how to open the crate and then you will be given your next assignment." a few nods were found and some slouches and/or moans.

A few hours passed and most of the contestants were sleeping.

"Hey!" Ayane yelled, "you said we were almost there yesterday!!!!!!" she screamed in Yuki's ear getting really annoyed.

"Chill will ya?!" he yelled back. By now everyone was awake.

"Yea! How much longer will we have to stay on this miserable bus!?!?" Hitomi butted in.

Helena began to sit up, "Well, I think tha- "

"NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!!" they all yelled, turning their attention once again to the 'show host'. Yuki started sweating. "Ok! Ok! hnnn........here we are! Hehe" the bus abruptly stopped in the middle of nowhere.

The contestants slowly came out of the bus and looked around at the deserted looking 'New Zealand'

"There goes my beautiful wedding plans..." scoffed Helena.

"FOR THE LAST TIME!!! I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU!!!" Jann Lee yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Oh, you know you want me." she said putting her face closer to his and batting her eyelashes. Jann Lee shivered.

'I have my heart set on Leon' he thought. But unfortunately, Leon wasn't gay.

"Why are you staring at me like that?!" Leon said to Jann Lee.

"Never mind."

Yuki, now reeeeally freaked out continued to explain where the 'camp' spots were. Soon, the teams with their crates started towards their 'camp'.

In an hour, team Baka came to an oasis filled with a lake, trees, and deep grass. Maybe they weren't going to be so miserable after all.

Team Oroka found grass, trees and a five inch deep pond with a waterfall. They started setting up a tent. After they did that, they spent the remaining day trying to get the crate open. They tried everything from jumping on it, to nearly breaking their skulls from head-bashing it. Then Leon figured that just his body weight would take care of it. So, he sat on the heavy crate. Kasumi and Hitomi stood and watched in silence. They began to hear creaking, then the crate busted open. Exploding into uncountable pieces.

"Hehe, ya know, I've been pushin' 350 pounds." Leon said with a proud smirk. Kasumi and Hitomi tried to keep in the laughter.

A/N: hehe, I was bored, what do you expect? Well, I'll add the next day when I can.....I have no idea where this is going