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Prologue: Pre-series (author 2)

The blood dripped from Sunny's sword. He took a deep breath and watched as his enemy's head rolled onto the green grass below. He sighed. This life was taking its toll on him. So many kills... He hated himself for it, hated what he had become. Change... He needed a Change. But What? What could a clipper do besides clip? This was his life, all he knew. He loved Zypher but, she only used him for information... He was tired of being used. Quinn was his everything. The one who gave him this life, his everything. Without him, he was nothing. But, lately Quinn had be acting strange. His interest in Sunny was moving beyond friendship. He stood over Sunny at Night, invited him to stay late, grabbed at him... It made Sunny uncomfortable. Sure he needed love in his life, but not Quinn's. Not that type of love. Sunny shuddered. Hot red blood ran down his arm, gathering on his knuckles. The sun blared. He needed change. He needed to escape whatever the cost...

(The monastery)

The Master meditated in the temple. The room was dark, but for two small candles. She was at peace. The rest of the abbots and novices were asleep. It was perfect. Complete silence. Incense filled the air. She took a deep breath, inhaling the pleasant surroundings, and relaxed entirely. She pondered on her plans. All she needed was a few more compliant abbots then everything could be set in motion. She grinned. It was going to be easy. After all those years of planning, it almost felt anti-climatic. She took in another deep breath. An odd smell drifted towards her nose. At first she ignored it, but it grew stronger. It was not from one of the candles. It make her feel sick. She panicked. Something was wrong. Something was terribly wrong. 'The Bonnacon!' she whispered, 'how can that be? No! He will ruin everything!' She stood up, ran to fasten the shutters, and yelled at the top of her voice, 'CLOSE THE WINDOWS! CLOSE ALL THE WINDOWS!' The toxic smell enclosed the monastery. The tranquility was replaced with mass panic as the abbots and novices desperately tried to block any holes in the structure. This was not something any of them had trained for. Their coughing and suffocation could be heard for miles around.

Chapter 1 The fart (author 1)

It was so long that no one can smell it... Everything started from it. When the first inhabitants of the universe saw that creature, they feared its power. They were prosecuted and driven to a distant dark land, and with fire they light the place, launched a rock, and in its fear farted an scent that condensed to become the first primeval earth; this would be scorched by the odor and instigated the war.

Everyone fought for the supremacy of breakfast, the odor keep at bay. Lords were gathered and everyone eaten, but there was even a sign:

"Welcome to the Badlands"

...

Riding with his wig and the sun shining on his back in the search of some fun, our drag hero Sunny, found a cabbage full of cream cheese, and some people dead next to it, but he did not give a shit about that. He was hungry, and the cabbage looked tasty, but when he tried to eat it, he found a note with a big bite. He was so angry because someone had taken a big bite of his prize. The note included an address, and decided to go to it.

He arrived to a secluded forest region, and descended from his shiny motorcycle, and asked with all his glory, and high heels.

"Who was the bastard who bit that beautiful cabbage?" The bunch of thieves just watched and laughed at the dress he was wearing without knowing that he had style and fighting power. Sunny asked once more time, "Who was the bastard who bite that beautiful cabbage?"

Everyone decided to approach to him. When the first tug draw his blade and attacked Sunny, Sunny stopped and deflected the blade with the use of his heel technique, and everyone else was so scared that they shit their pants and tried to run away, but they tripped over their own weapons and stabbed themselves. Sunny inspected the small area and found a chest. He decided to open it, and found a boy inside, this boy shivering, tried to escape, but was stopped with a punch. When the boy woke up, Sunny asked why was he captive, and why his cabbage had to suffer from it. He, who was notMK by the way, explained "I have information about the Baron of Waffle, and how to enter his territory without being kill on sight".

Sunny smirked and replied, "Which kind of information? Last time someone saw the Baron of Waffle was 5 years ago during the last war when he killed the Baron of Hot Cake ".

NotMK nodded and added, "He is still considered a Baron because his land is the only way all the shit from the badlands is taken away, but inside there is normal land that the Barons now could take advantage of ".

Sunny made a decision, and replied "I will take you to my Baron, he will love to hear the rest of story ".

Sunny punched NotMK again, just because, and drag him into the back mount of his motorcycle and drove all the way back to the fort. It was an humongous construction, surrounded by a conduct of human feces that were taken away from the living area. The putrid sting was contrasted by the plantation of lilacs, which produce the aromatizer, the main distribution produced from Quinn's plantation. Sunny took the new boy to an audience with Quinn. He met him in his studio, and he was wearing a black leather outfit as he used, very tight, and signaled to the other people to let Sunny and NotMK to come in. Quinn hugged Sunny, while the boy, only looked confused, and the guards only nodded. It was an unspoken secret that Quinn loved male company. This was the only reason to have so many men around. Sunny just showed a small smirk and explained the story of the boy. Quinn was enjoying it and talked to the boy, " Tell me kid, Why are you telling us so easily this secret which many people have died for?"

The kid look to the side an replied, "Because the writer said so, I mean he decides what we say ".

Quinn nodded, "That it is true, so continue with your story, kid ". The kid did a gesture to ask permission to take a seat. Quinn agreed and NotMK sat on a chair an continued, "The barony of waffle is a extensive land with no humans around, and has been covered in mystery since the last war. All the cogs left, and even the cakes prisoners there were distributed around the other barons, and no one has heard about since then, only by the anonymous letters that guide and maintain the sewer system that keep the horrible odour at bay, but several months ago something changed. There was a noise, and I heard someone, and it was the Baron waffle itself. I recognized from the baron cards of the store. He was speaking to a guy, a chef. It was the personal chef of the Baron of Bacon. And this was not the only time I saw it. This happened at the same time every week" .

Sunny asked, "When is going to be the next delivery?". The boy was afraid to answer, but replied,

"Tonight at 7".

Quinn was surprised to hear this, "What was the chef doing?".

NotMK sighed, "He was delivering some waffles" .

Quinn smiled, "Indeed the favourites of the Baron of Waffle" . Quinn asked some of the guards to escort the boy out, and told them to feed him.

"Sunny, get rid of the kid, we do not need any more people knowing the mole from the other barons. And I would like you to go tonight and visit this delivery guy and give a more spicy order" . Sunny confused conferred to his baron,

"Why do want to control an empty land, if the request is for the shit to be carried out gains no more than couple of boxes of food every month?". Quinn smirked and looked kindly to Sunny, "My sweet young boy, it is well known that whoever control the shit, controls the body" . Sunny still confused and trying to smile nods, and leaves the quarters to prepare his hills, he had a package to deliver at night.