A/N: No, the Lord of the Rings characters do NOT belong to me, so don't
sue me!
A Lord of the Rings Vacation
Legolas hopped into the driver's seat of his new bright yellow jeep, while the others prepared to go to the beach.
Boromir sat in the back left seat, stroking a little yellow haired doll, chanting, 'Pretty Susie gets to go on vacation! Will she give me a manicure when we get there?', which severely annoyed Gandalf, who was sitting in the passenger seat.
Phrodo sat in the middle back seat, with a Chihuahua named Sam sitting in his lap (Sam the Chihuahua was all Phrodo brought along).
Aragorn (or Strider, or Dunadan…) sat in the right back seat with a little fan club behind him…
"Ladies! Ladies! FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT INIGO MONTOYA!" Aragorn shouted at the large fan club.
The girls looked disgusted and stalked off, truly disappointed.
Legolas began driving at full speed.
"Susie says slow down!' whined Boromir to the driver.
The elf looked back at Boromir with an annoyed expression.
"No," Legolas said, turning back to face the road.
All of a sudden the doll became evil and grew fangs. It leapt into Aragorn's lap and began gnawing on his hair.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE!" Aragorn cried out.
Gandalf used his staff of magic to explode the doll and Boromir started crying.
Legolas turned up the volume of the radio, so that Linkin Park started blaring in everyone's ears.
"You don't want me to have any friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeends!" Boromir sobbed.
"Aragorn, are you alright?" Gandalf asked the Ranger.
Strider just looked into space, a blank look on his pale face.
"ARAGORN! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Gandalf repeated.
Legolas frowned and sped up, mumbling, "Just two more hours. Just two more hours."
End Chapter One
@_@ Sorry if it's short…I promise the next chapter will be longer! I made these people a little bit more crazy, and made Legolas like Linkin Park… Review please! I just wanted to get it started…
-SummonerChica
A Lord of the Rings Vacation
Legolas hopped into the driver's seat of his new bright yellow jeep, while the others prepared to go to the beach.
Boromir sat in the back left seat, stroking a little yellow haired doll, chanting, 'Pretty Susie gets to go on vacation! Will she give me a manicure when we get there?', which severely annoyed Gandalf, who was sitting in the passenger seat.
Phrodo sat in the middle back seat, with a Chihuahua named Sam sitting in his lap (Sam the Chihuahua was all Phrodo brought along).
Aragorn (or Strider, or Dunadan…) sat in the right back seat with a little fan club behind him…
"Ladies! Ladies! FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT INIGO MONTOYA!" Aragorn shouted at the large fan club.
The girls looked disgusted and stalked off, truly disappointed.
Legolas began driving at full speed.
"Susie says slow down!' whined Boromir to the driver.
The elf looked back at Boromir with an annoyed expression.
"No," Legolas said, turning back to face the road.
All of a sudden the doll became evil and grew fangs. It leapt into Aragorn's lap and began gnawing on his hair.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE!" Aragorn cried out.
Gandalf used his staff of magic to explode the doll and Boromir started crying.
Legolas turned up the volume of the radio, so that Linkin Park started blaring in everyone's ears.
"You don't want me to have any friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeends!" Boromir sobbed.
"Aragorn, are you alright?" Gandalf asked the Ranger.
Strider just looked into space, a blank look on his pale face.
"ARAGORN! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Gandalf repeated.
Legolas frowned and sped up, mumbling, "Just two more hours. Just two more hours."
End Chapter One
@_@ Sorry if it's short…I promise the next chapter will be longer! I made these people a little bit more crazy, and made Legolas like Linkin Park… Review please! I just wanted to get it started…
-SummonerChica