Disclaimer: This is a dumb story I came up with in English. So... it's mine. But... the characters aren't. It's *Dun dun dun!* Pokémon, and it belongs to... blah blah blah :o)

A/N: Okie dokie, karaokie (LOL. I'm sad :op I know I spelt it wrong, that's supposed to be wrong!!!) I'm not AT all religious! So don't come knocking on my door saying: 'Are you.... blah blah' I'M NOT! Anyway, carrying on... R&R you guys :o) (Or I'll send ma Moltres after ya's!)

Summary: Ash and Misty are caught in a plane crash, and go up to heaven. They have to run around doing errands for the 'Big Boss' including some very strange things for Tracey and Brock.

OH AAAAAAANDDD:
*Swwwwwwwwooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss over Tracey!*

Story:
"Hello? Mr.Ketchum? Hello? Son? Wake up son? YOUNG MAN!?" a voice cried,

"Huh...?" Ash murmered sleepily, "What is it Brock? What time is it?"

"Brock? My name is Peter, St.Peter. You're at the pearly gates son," said the voice

"Wha...? What? You mean I'm..." Ash sat up and looked straight into his eyes,

"Yes, you're... dead, don't you remember? Here, come and see this," he walked away and Ash tried to follow him, he tried to walk normally, but found his feet weren't working properly, "Uh, Sir? Peter? Saint? I can't move!"

"Oh sorry yes, I forgot, you won't be able to walk on clouds until you enter heaven, let me see... Ah yes, here we go," St.Peter clapped his hands and a wagon appeared next to Ash, "Hop in,"

"But... but I'm no pixxie! I'm quite heavy! You can't pull me!" Ash said, looking at the old-ish man, he looked about 90,

"Oh I won't be PULLING you!" The Saint laughed, "Get in," Ash obeyed and climbed into the wagon, "Now," he clapped his hands again, "FOLLOW!" he cried, and the red wagon followed him as he walked,

"Um... Mr.Peter sir?" Ash started, "What happened to my friends?"

"Well Ash, Brock and Tracey survived!"

"Oh good... What about..."

"We're here, now climb out and stand over there. I'll show you what happened," he had led Ash to a large TV screen and was darting around it, pressing buttons, "Now, see the car come from here? Well, you and your friends walked across the road, the car hit you, you fell into your friend here, she fell into the road and you got run over. Your other two friends here, ran across the road and were safe, but..." he babbled, obviously trying to get through it quickly. Ash thought it must be an awful job, showing people how they died,

"But.. I died," Ash sighed,

"Yes, I'm sorry. Now... let's get back to the gates, I need to ask you a few questions before you can come in. Come on then, hop in," Peter said a little sadly, he clapped his hands and within a few seconds, they were back where they started,

"Okay... let's have the questions then..." Ash groaned, "They aren't going to be multiple choice are they because..."

"Oh no no," Peter cried, regaining some of his happiness, "They're a couple about you and a couple of questions about back on Earth, so ready?"

"Nope, fire away,"

"Okay, one, name... oh I know that, Ash Ket...Ket... how do you spell it Ash?"

"K-E-T-C-H-U-M," Ash spelt, "It's like ketchup, just with a t.. not p..." when he said this, he thought of Pikachu, he was going to ask about what would happen to his Pokémon, but he thought better of it, Peter was already looking at the next question,

"Occupation?"

"Pokémon trainer... ALMOST master, but I went and died..."

"Okay... umm... Mothers maiden name?"

"Oooh... that would have to be... Lucifer... I think," Ash racked his brains... "Yeah, Lucifer, that's right!"

"Okay.. next, oh no... the next is about Earth. Okay ready? Which one of your friends, owns a Staryu?"

"Misty!" Ash cried, still wondering what happened to her,

"Yes.. okay, a little tougher, which of your friends... ah yes, which of your friends hates bug Pokémon?"

"Misty!" Ash said, the second it left Peter's lips,

"Oh well done, and the last one, WHICH of your friends LOVES France?"

"That's too easy!" Ash could've cried, "Misty, Misty!"

"Congratulations Ash! You answered the questions correctly! I have great pleasure of granting you the power to walk on clouds," Peter clapped his hands, "I also will give you wings," he clapped again, "And finally, the power to grant wishes," he clapped a third time, "Welcome... to heaven!"

The doors swung open. Ash gasped, it was beautiful, white clouds, golden harps, angels flying around, talking to each other.

"Is this... really it?" Ash managed to say, "Am I... really here?"

"Yes! Now, please enter heaven and make your way to the fountain in the centre. Then you'll recieve a map, it'll tell you where everything is. You'll also get a schedule, it shows when you have to go and see him..." when Peter said this he put his hands together and muttered 'Amen' under his breath, "Okay, enjoy life... silly expression, enjoy your... umm... well have fun anyway! See you around!" and he flew off, Ash waved, he looked around and put one foot over the line that divided heaven and the gateway to heaven... it was like someone calling him into a room, he stepped over the line and the doors slammed shut after him,

Ash made his way to the fountain, picking up a map and a schedule. The he turned and walked away,

"Wow... Misty would really love this place, Misty would think it was... MISTY!?" Ash started to say, before yelling, "Oh my god! Opps... sorry, I mean, WOW! You... died?"

End of Chapter 1

Hey well, thanks for reading this far! Yep, it IS really Misty! I PROMISE! There will be romance to come too! I like Peter, don't you? He seems sweet :o)

R&R OR... Oh no, I've done that bit...

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