What Would Happen if Skaara Met Raphael
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. Touched by an Angel and it's characters are owned by CBS. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
Skaara sat quietly in the guest quarters of the SGC. He had been waiting for several hours for Daniel to come get him. His thoughts were filled with hate as he pondered what to do to that greasy snake Klorel if he ever saw him again.
Suddenly a bright light fills the room and Skaara is instinctively on his feet. He turns to face whatever is causing the light and is taken aback by the glowing form before him.
"Who are you?" he demanded of the glowing being. "And why do you look like me?"
"I am Raphael," the being answered. "I bring a message for you."
"From who?" Skaara asked cautiously.
"From god," Raphael answered.
"Goa'uld trickery!" Skaara shouted and grabbed the nearest item, which just so happened to be a pillow. "Tell your false God that I will hunt him down and kill him like so many others!"
"But God loves you!" Raphael blurted just before the pillow bashed into his head.
"Die Goa'uld scum!" Skaara shouted hurling a lamp at a bewildered Raphael. "I will feed your rotting corpse to the Reetu!"
"But I don't mean to hurt you I just want you to get the message!" Raphael ducked just in time to avoid the lamp.
"Lies!" Skaara snapped, searching for another object. "I've heard every one of them before! I know that the Goa'uld sent you to do some evil thing to me!"
"No! I am an angel, and I was sent by the one true God!" Raphael pleaded. "Don't you want to he the message that he has for you?"
"I don't want to hear anymore of your lies!" Skaara screamed and ripped the blanket off of the bed and threw it over Raphael's head.
"But I have to deliver this message!" Raphael's muffled voice wined.
"Get this message!" Skaara shouted and body slammed the blanket-covered form of Raphael WWF style!
"Why are you hurting me?" Raphael whimpered. "I am only the messenger!"
"And what message do you bring?" Skaara growled through clenched teeth as he pounded the blanketed form. "Perhaps a nice plague to infect the people of earth with?"
"No! God loves the people of earth!" Raphael cried.
"Lies! All lies!" Skaara screamed and began beating the head of the still blanketed Raphael on the floor.
"Skaara!" Daniel shouted as he through open the door.
"The Goa'uld have sent one of their slaves to do us harm!" Skaara cried.
"Skaara, would are you doing?" Daniel asked looking around the newly demolished room.
Skaara looked down and realized that he was sitting on the floor still clutching the blanket, but the intruder Raphael was no was in sight. He was going to have one heck of a time explaining this.
Raphael stumbled into Tess's office and before she could say a word, he shouted, "I am never-never ever-carrying a message from god to an Abydonian again!"
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. Touched by an Angel and it's characters are owned by CBS. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
Skaara sat quietly in the guest quarters of the SGC. He had been waiting for several hours for Daniel to come get him. His thoughts were filled with hate as he pondered what to do to that greasy snake Klorel if he ever saw him again.
Suddenly a bright light fills the room and Skaara is instinctively on his feet. He turns to face whatever is causing the light and is taken aback by the glowing form before him.
"Who are you?" he demanded of the glowing being. "And why do you look like me?"
"I am Raphael," the being answered. "I bring a message for you."
"From who?" Skaara asked cautiously.
"From god," Raphael answered.
"Goa'uld trickery!" Skaara shouted and grabbed the nearest item, which just so happened to be a pillow. "Tell your false God that I will hunt him down and kill him like so many others!"
"But God loves you!" Raphael blurted just before the pillow bashed into his head.
"Die Goa'uld scum!" Skaara shouted hurling a lamp at a bewildered Raphael. "I will feed your rotting corpse to the Reetu!"
"But I don't mean to hurt you I just want you to get the message!" Raphael ducked just in time to avoid the lamp.
"Lies!" Skaara snapped, searching for another object. "I've heard every one of them before! I know that the Goa'uld sent you to do some evil thing to me!"
"No! I am an angel, and I was sent by the one true God!" Raphael pleaded. "Don't you want to he the message that he has for you?"
"I don't want to hear anymore of your lies!" Skaara screamed and ripped the blanket off of the bed and threw it over Raphael's head.
"But I have to deliver this message!" Raphael's muffled voice wined.
"Get this message!" Skaara shouted and body slammed the blanket-covered form of Raphael WWF style!
"Why are you hurting me?" Raphael whimpered. "I am only the messenger!"
"And what message do you bring?" Skaara growled through clenched teeth as he pounded the blanketed form. "Perhaps a nice plague to infect the people of earth with?"
"No! God loves the people of earth!" Raphael cried.
"Lies! All lies!" Skaara screamed and began beating the head of the still blanketed Raphael on the floor.
"Skaara!" Daniel shouted as he through open the door.
"The Goa'uld have sent one of their slaves to do us harm!" Skaara cried.
"Skaara, would are you doing?" Daniel asked looking around the newly demolished room.
Skaara looked down and realized that he was sitting on the floor still clutching the blanket, but the intruder Raphael was no was in sight. He was going to have one heck of a time explaining this.
Raphael stumbled into Tess's office and before she could say a word, he shouted, "I am never-never ever-carrying a message from god to an Abydonian again!"