I know this game is old, but I'm still hooked on it ok? I wrote this a couple of years ago and decided to post it since i have nothing better to do right now.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Dragoon, or any of the characters, although I'd like to own Lloyd's hair, Albert's spear, and Dart's armour. Don't ask me why... I guess its just because...Anyways, here goes!

Pursuing Lloyd

It was another typical day for Dart and the rest of the gang. Rose led the group, because, well, no one, not even Albert, king of Serdio could read a map, and everyone else were just either stupid or were chicken shits. It was gonna be another hopeless day of fighting off monsters and pursuing Lloyd.

Shana, Dart's useless, weak, annoying arrow flicking always gets kidnapped, mysteriously powrered girlfriend let out a fearful screech.

Dart, Lavitz, Albert, Kongol, Meru, Miranda, and Haschel all turned their worried heads towards Shana.

"Oh! A caterpillar!" Exclaimed Dart as the battle theme started in the background.

"It might know the whereabouts of Lloyd!" Exclaimed Lavitz. Dart charged the Caterpillar and attacked it with Moon Strike. His attack missed. Lavitz then attacked with the Gust of Wind Dance. His attack missed as well, and blew the little caterpillar away.

"We must pursue that insect in order to obtain its information concerning the whereabouts of Lloyd!" Said Albert as he chewed on spinach. Everyone, but Rose split up and began to search for the little critter.

After three days of running around hopelessly in circles in search of the menacing caterpillar they finally found it. It was at the exact very same spot that Shana had found it three days ago.

"Ah! It's back! Dart!" Squealed Shana in fear.

"Ah ha! You thought you could escape!" Said Lavitz pointing his spear's head at the caterpillar, ready to poke him. "Now, tell us where Lloyd is!" Demanded Lavitz. There was no response from the tiny enemy.

"You guys are all idiots! I don't even know why I bother travelling with of you!" Snapped Rose with patience running extemely thin.

"Come on! You heard him! Answer or we shall kill you!" Ordered Dart as he pointed his sword at the caterpillar. Shana hid uselessly behind Dart, Shivering in fear of the bug.

Dart, Haschel, Lavitz, Miranda, Meru, Kongol, and Albert started to fight against the caterpillar with their dragoon powers. Kongol accidentally chopped Lavitz in half with his ginormous axe, killing him instantly.

"Lavitz!" Cried Albert before Miranda's magic arrow went through his thick skull.

"Albert!" Cried Haschel as Meru's hammerhead flew off her hammer and knocked his head right off.

"Haschel!" Cried Dart. (And so on)

Five days later, the Caterpillar was finally defeated, and the surviving Dragoons were extremely exhausted and completely drained from al magic. Rose shook her head in shame at the stupid caterpillar sized brain band of moronic idiots that followed her around.

"You guys are a bunch of morons. The enemy we must fight in order to get information on Lloyd's whereabouts is right there!" Said Rose pointing towards a giant yellow dragon with one red eye and one green eye that was surrounded by a bunch of little fairy gnomes.