Spoofing a Spoof.... this ought to be fun.
Disclaimer: "Standing in front of his closet, in his boxers, he had an epiphany."
MUTANT BALLS
A spoof by Raven Pan
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PIOTR: Once upon a time warp. . . .
KURT: Let's do ze time varp again =dances=
RAVEN PAN: =thwap= Kurt, calm down.
KURT: But he said "Time Varp," I vas only following instructions.
RAVEN PAN: Wrong spoof.
KURT: =hangs head= Sorry....
PIOTR: =takes a breath= In a galaxy very, very, very, very, not far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . . Mutantballs.
=looks up from script= This can't be right, we're ALL mutants!
RAVEN PAN: Just do it Piotr... for me? =bats eyes=
PIOTR: =blushes=
RAVEN PAN: =prompts= Chapter Eleventy One....
PIETRO: =suddenly appears next to Raven Pan= But how can it be chapter Eleventy One? It's the ONLY chapter, it can't be Eleventy One, it should be One! Eleventy-One isn't even a NUMBER!
RAVEN PAN: Think real hard, speedy. Who's in charge here? =raises eyebrows=
PIETRO: It's not a number.
RAVEN PAN: It's a number - I say it's a number and a number it be. Now hush.
PIETRO: =grumbles as he zips back offset=
RAVEN PAN: =clears throat and looks at Piotr= Please, continue.
PIOTR: The evil leaders of Planet Mutantball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have-
PIETRO: Wait a minute here. Squandered their atmosphere? That's impossible!
RAVEN PAN: =just looks at him=
PIETRO: Right, uhm... I'll be going back to the dressing room now....
PIOTR: =sighs= The Mutantballs have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Bayville. Today is Princess Storm's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess, but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above. . .
PIETRO: "Knownst" isn't even a word. =grumbles=
PIOTR: =squints. Rubs his eyes and squints again, bringing the script really close= If you can read this, you don't need glasses. =looks up= Raven...?
RAVEN PAN: =laughs and looks offscreen= Please review! This is going to be fun, I promise you!!!!