"I'm tellin' ya guys, it's real!" Wy all but screamed. They were all in an empty sitting room in Englands house, waiting for the world meeting to be over and she swore she'd seen a UFO, but of course Sealand and Seborga didn't believe her. "Hutt River saw it too. Didn't ya, Hutt?"
Hutt river face palmed. "For the last time, Wy, it was a hippies van, the stuff you saw coming of off it was pot smoke, and you weren't abducted, you were just high. Now if you all will excuse me, I'm going to go raid England's liquor cabinet."
He left, but five minutes later he came back. "It's apparently a downpour out there, and all of us are going to have to stay the night." Hutt River left, this time not returning.
They heard a faint buzzing sound.
"D-do you guys think the aliens followed us here." Wy whispered.
"Except for Nicki Minaj, there are no aliens." Said Sealand. "Trust me, she's strange.
Seborga nodded. "Even I wouldn't bang her."
A few minutes later the power flickered and went out.
"Okay, now I'm starting to get scared." Said Sealand.
Wy entered the room's storage closet and emerged from it with a bucket, a long piece of string, a can of soup and a creepy clown doll.
"What's all that crap for?" The other two asked in unison.
"I got out the clown doll because it's cool and the rest is to replicate big brothers DIY security system." She tied one end of the string to the can and the other to the bucket, then she stood on a chair and put her contraption on top of the slightly ajar door. "Now if the aliens try to get in, they get a bucket on their heads and a can to their nuts."
"Sounds a bit cruel, but okay!" Replied Seborga.
They sat in silence for a few minutes, but then the door started to slowly open…