I do not own the WWF or any of it's affiliates. I am just a wrestling fan
and a McMahon Family fan. Excuse my brain for dreaming this up, what can I
say? It got me through school writing this! ( I own Jesse and Willow. Oh
and since I metioned her name in this, I don't own Katie Holmes either!
The Most Dysfunctional Family in the USA Today?
Chapter 1: Family is Everything
Jesse McMahon waited quietly in the limo with her sister Willow. It was Wrestlemania 17.
"Nervous?" Willow asked.
Jesse nodded not looking at her Katie Holmes look-alike younger sister. She couldn't be bothered to answer properly. Suddenly the door of the limo opened. It was Shane, Jesse and Willow's older brother.
"Ready?" He asked Jesse and Willow nodded. "Right then, lets go!"
They walked down the corridor to the backstage bit behind the titan tron.
"Remember" He said. "If ya see Dad… Hide!"
"Thanks!" Willow replied as Shane walked off. Jesse was still quiet. She concentrated on all the things her father had done over the past couple of weeks and months. In December he had demanded a divorce of her mother Linda. This had caused mom to have a nervous breakdown, which her father had taken full advantage of. He'd had her sedated up to her eyeballs and then started screwing 'Trash' Stratus! Revenge! Revenge would certainly be… uh… Sweet! Mmm… Creamy! She thought as Christian walked by.
"Jess! Jess!" Willow said trying to get her attention. "Jesse! Quit looking Christian's ass!" Willow thumped her.
"OUCH! Do ya have to do that?" Jesse said turning to her. "What?"
"We're on in a min!"
"So?"
"Shouldn't you… I dunno… Get siked up or something!"
"That's what I was doing!"
"Were not! You were staring at Christian!"
"Yeah but he's wearing yellow spandex! He's more nicer than he is on TV, plus he's not wearing those funny glasses!"
Willow sighed. "Jeeesssseee!" She wined. "I thought the whole reason of us cumin' here was to get revenge on dad. Don't get all "Mmm… creamy' on me now!"
"Okay! My bad!"
One of the backstage guys shouted over to them! "Girls! You're on!"
Jesse and Willow walked through the curtain and onto the stage. Their hearts were thumping as they started to run down to the ring. Jesse caught sight of their mother sitting lifelessly on a chair in the ring. Suddenly she arose from the chair and kicked their father somewhere where the sun don't even think about shining! Jesse climbed up the turnbuckle as her father was hopping around. She jumped and performed the Hurricanrana on him. She heard the crowd cheer for her. They didn't have a clue who she was but what the hell!
She crawled over to Shane and pulled him up as Willow helped Linda get out of the ring. Shane shouted to her to grab a trashcan, as he pulled Vince over to the ropes. Jesse positioned the can on her father's face. Shane climbed up to the turnbuckle across the ring and performed the biggest drop kick, she had ever seen! The crowd went wild as Shane got the pin! She helped him out of the ring, where they embraced each other in celebration.
The Most Dysfunctional Family in the USA Today?
Chapter 1: Family is Everything
Jesse McMahon waited quietly in the limo with her sister Willow. It was Wrestlemania 17.
"Nervous?" Willow asked.
Jesse nodded not looking at her Katie Holmes look-alike younger sister. She couldn't be bothered to answer properly. Suddenly the door of the limo opened. It was Shane, Jesse and Willow's older brother.
"Ready?" He asked Jesse and Willow nodded. "Right then, lets go!"
They walked down the corridor to the backstage bit behind the titan tron.
"Remember" He said. "If ya see Dad… Hide!"
"Thanks!" Willow replied as Shane walked off. Jesse was still quiet. She concentrated on all the things her father had done over the past couple of weeks and months. In December he had demanded a divorce of her mother Linda. This had caused mom to have a nervous breakdown, which her father had taken full advantage of. He'd had her sedated up to her eyeballs and then started screwing 'Trash' Stratus! Revenge! Revenge would certainly be… uh… Sweet! Mmm… Creamy! She thought as Christian walked by.
"Jess! Jess!" Willow said trying to get her attention. "Jesse! Quit looking Christian's ass!" Willow thumped her.
"OUCH! Do ya have to do that?" Jesse said turning to her. "What?"
"We're on in a min!"
"So?"
"Shouldn't you… I dunno… Get siked up or something!"
"That's what I was doing!"
"Were not! You were staring at Christian!"
"Yeah but he's wearing yellow spandex! He's more nicer than he is on TV, plus he's not wearing those funny glasses!"
Willow sighed. "Jeeesssseee!" She wined. "I thought the whole reason of us cumin' here was to get revenge on dad. Don't get all "Mmm… creamy' on me now!"
"Okay! My bad!"
One of the backstage guys shouted over to them! "Girls! You're on!"
Jesse and Willow walked through the curtain and onto the stage. Their hearts were thumping as they started to run down to the ring. Jesse caught sight of their mother sitting lifelessly on a chair in the ring. Suddenly she arose from the chair and kicked their father somewhere where the sun don't even think about shining! Jesse climbed up the turnbuckle as her father was hopping around. She jumped and performed the Hurricanrana on him. She heard the crowd cheer for her. They didn't have a clue who she was but what the hell!
She crawled over to Shane and pulled him up as Willow helped Linda get out of the ring. Shane shouted to her to grab a trashcan, as he pulled Vince over to the ropes. Jesse positioned the can on her father's face. Shane climbed up to the turnbuckle across the ring and performed the biggest drop kick, she had ever seen! The crowd went wild as Shane got the pin! She helped him out of the ring, where they embraced each other in celebration.