The Stupidest Card Captor Adventure EVER!
Kero and Spinel are were walking down the street when they saw candy and they both started to fight for it.
"You stupid son of a bitch, I'm gonna win that candy," Kero said, glaring at Spinel Sun.
"You yellow shit, that candy is mine even if I can't eat it," Spinel proclaimed.
Sakura appears and sees two guardians arguing over a piece of garbage. Later Yue and Ruby saw Link from Hyrule. They thought he was Eli, and when they saw Zelda, they thought she was a guy.
"Are you gay, Eli?" asked Yue.
"Yes," said the wannabe Eli. After a while, Team Rocket came for no reason at all.
"Can you help us capture Pikachu?" asked Team rocket
"Of course, my horse," said Yue and Ruby. Then they saw Ash with pikachu and Brock kissing Misty and grabbing her scrawny ass.
"Ohh Brock you are good at grabbing asses," moaned Misty.
As they were about to kiss again, Yoshi appeared wielding a ninja sword and decapitated them all. He laughed evilly and returned to his home in the garbage can.
He ate all of his candy, and lived happily ever after.
THE END