Disclaimer: I do not own the story or characters of Star Wars, Brave Fencer Musashi, or Harvest Moon. ^_~ Scott Hall and his… friends… on the other hand, are entirely my creation. Whether that is a good thing or not is up to you, though. Heh.

Also as a warning of sorts, I must say this: This story is very bizarre and often makes no sense. It's supposed to be that way. It also is not supposed to be written well. This is the story I write when it's late and night and I'm really hyper. This doesn't happen all that often but when it does… o_O I hope someone out there finds it amusing though. If anything, you can laugh at Scott… don't worry… I sure do. :P So if you like randomness and strange cross-overs, this story is for you. Read it; tell me what ya think. I'm curious. ^_^

HarStarSashi

Scott Hall was having a normal day at home. Suddenly, as he was doing his homework, all the lights in his room went out. His lightbulb had burned out. Its name was Henry. It had been Scott's lightbulb since he was 5 years old. He was now 17.

Scott tiptoed over to the kitchen and opened the drawer. He found a spare lightbulb, so he walked back into his room and explained to Henry what he was going to do.

"Henry, you've been my lightbulb for 12 years. I love you more than any other possession. Since you have finally burned out, I will set you on my shelf and be reminded every day of your old luminescence.

He picked up Henry and set him on his shelf, next to his soccer trophy. He named his new lightbulb Wanda.

The next day, he went outside in the backyard. His dog, Minku, greeted him with pricked ears and a wagging tail. His minku, Spot, wagged its ears and pricked its tail. Scott whistled for Minku, and the dog happily bounded over to his master.

"Where's your ball, boy? Go get your ball!"

Minku ran inside Scott's house and searched around for about fifteen minutes, before prancing out with an oddly shaped white object. Scott nearly screamed.

"Minku!" he yelled furiously. "Drop Henry NOW! Drop it!"

He ran over to where Minku had dropped Henry in the grass. He sighed with relief when he saw that Henry was unharmed, but slobbery. He scolded Minku, carefully wiping Henry on his shirt and placing him on a higher shelf.

Scott sat on the bottom bunk of his bunkbed and sighed. He had had a busy day. Then, his room began to shake. He grasped his bunkbed and tried to support himself. What was going on? Then, he remembered Henry. Racing over to the shelf, he caught Henry just as he was about to be flung to the ground, along with Scott's soccer trophy and My Little Pony collection.

He spotted a large gray claw that shredded his wall and shelf in two, dumping his porcelain hippo and Easter bonnet from Taiwan to the floor. His room shuddered and collapsed as a huge… Minku?… charged into the room and roared. Spot, Scott's Minku, looked up to its Momma with beady black eyes. Scott gulped and bit his quivering lip.

"Are… are you… are you looking for this?" Scott murmured, lifting his Minku. The Momma Minku roared, grabbed the Minku, and stomped off. Scott breathed a sigh of relief.

"At least you're okay, Henry," he said, looking him over and setting him on a pile of rubble.

"Hmm, this won't do," Scott said, looking around at his crumbled house. "We'll have to go to a hotel for now.

He walked over to the nearest hotel, carrying Henry and Wanda, after taking his dog to his aunt's house. He got a room with two beds and set Henry on a pillow, before getting into his own bed.

The next day, he set Henry on the table and explained.

"Henry, I am going to the hardware store, and sadly I can't bring you because they might think I stole you! So stay here, and be good."

When Scott returned, he freaked out when he realized Henry wasn't where he had left him. He rushed down to the lobby and approached the receptionist.

"Do you know where Henry is?" he asked frantically.

She slid her index finger down the guest-list, and shook her head.

"I don't see a Henry on the guest list… is he a visitor?"

"No, no, no. He's… well, he's a lightbulb. He's staying with me."

The receptionist gave him a strange look. "Maybe the janitor knows. He cleaned your room."

Scott asked the janitor.

"Oh, that old burnt out lightbulb? Yeah, I threw it away."

Scott faintly heard the roar of the trash truck pulling up to the trashcans…

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Ooh, a cliffhanger. ^_~ The suspense is unbearable, I'm sure. (Sarcasm, if you didn't notice...) Don't worry, the Star Wars and Harvest Moon parts will come in soon. When I was originally writing it 1. I didn't expect it to become so long so I didn't really care whether there was a plot or not and 2. I hadn't decided to put Star Wars into it yet. Or anything else besides vague references to the Square game "Brave Fencer Musashi". So this part is the part I like to call "Scott Reveals His Patheticness". He's quite pathetic, is he not? Hopefully good for a laugh, though…Unbelievably, I actually cut out some parts where he was even more pathetic, if you think that's possible. :P Heh heh..