Loki - lokialive
Thor - THUNDER LORD
Steve - steeb
Bucky - bUckY
Tony - Iron Bitch
Peter - baby spidey
Sam - thatbirdbitch
Clint - CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS
Nat - mama spidey
Wanda - Scarlet Bitch
Vision - jarvis2.0
Iron Bitch created a group chat.
Iron Bitch added jarvis2.0, CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS, mama spidey, baby spidey, Scarlet Bitch, steeb, bUckY, lokialive, and THUNDER LORD.
mama spidey: Tony. What is this.
Iron Bitch: it's a group chat Nat get it right.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS: i don't know wether to praise the name or bitch slap you.
steeb: What's a bitch slap?
thatbirdbitch: oh steeb.
bUckY: WHATS HE DOING HERE STEVE. GET HIM OUT.
thatbirdbitch: To take a line from Tony, caw caw motherfucker.
bUckY: hate u.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER: I hate u, I love u, don't want to but I can't put no one else above u.
bUckY: Clint, shut up before I bitch slap u w/ my metal arm.
steeb: Seriously, What is that?
mama spider: it's where you slap someone open handed like in movies. It's meant to be that you don't have enough respect to punch them.
steeb: Ohhh.
Iron Bitch added platypus, mrtictac, and drunk bitch.
platypus: Tony. Change my name back, now.
Iron Bitch: How about no.
baby spider: no Mr stark please.
baby spider added Liberian Bitch
steeb: How the fuck?
Iron Bitch: language
Scarlet Bitch: language.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS: Language
mrtictac: language
THUNDER LORD: language
drunk bitch: language
jarvis2.0: Language
mama spider: language
bUckY: language
baby spider: language.
lokialive: language
Liberian Bitch: Language.
steeb. ONE GODDAMN TIME.
Iron Bitch: Seriously tho kid, how did you do that?
baby spider: mr Stark I can hack.
baby spider: so watch ur back
mama spider: I like this one.
baby spider: of course you do. I'm too damn adorable.
Iron Bitch: ok, ok stop stealing my intern.
thatbirdbitch: how old is the kid anyway?
baby spider: plead the fifth bitch.
Iron Bitch: kid.
Liberian Bitch: bruh u got slammed w the one word response.
baby spider: at least I have a superpower.
Liberian Bitch: fuck u
baby spider: oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do?
baby spider: hi guys I'm Spiderman and I'm scared of spiders
baby spider: one time I swung on a web and it broke.
baby spider: so I broke too.
baby spider: I've been broken since.
baby spider: Shuri WHAT THE FUCK
Liberian Bitch: told u to fuck off.
Scarlet Bitch: dAMN girl u go
jarvis2.0: I'm afraid I don't understand.
mama spider: bUckY why is ur arm in the fridge.
bUckY: oh that's where it is.
bUckY: I couldn't find it and it's hard to put a shirt on w one arm so
drunk bitch: is that why ur wandering around shirtless?
bUckY: yea
thatbirdbitch: I thought u were trying to show off ur muscles.
Iron Bitch: Sam then why were u wandering around in a speedo?
thatbirdbitch: I needed to show my legs and assert my dominance in the household.
steeb: CAN WE HAVE ONE NORMAL DAY PLEASE!