Trunks Moves Out

"Why He Wants to Leave"



Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z if I did there would be no such thing as Saiyaman.

A/N: This is first new fic my friend Mystic Gohan is helping me with this. We would like at least 10 reviews before we put up chapter two.

It's early in the morning Trunks and Bulma are woken by a loud noise coming from the training room.

"…………..hu…….huh….…what..was that??" mumbled Trunks.

"Wha……….VEGEEEETTTTAAAAA" screamed Bulma.

"Shit…what is it woman?"

"What the hell was that?"

"I…blew off one of the training room walls"

"YOU WHAAATTT"

"I…I…blew the..th…wall off…………………….woman"

"you blew the…..wall off…..YOU BLEW THE WALL OFF???!!! FOR KAMI SAKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR??!!"

"I was…….training?"

"All your life is TRAINING, FOOD then SEX!!"

"Training?!…..Food?!…..Sex?!…where?!" said Trunks (hehe…..I know sorry).

"Isn't that everyone's life? Asked Vegeta.

"What the hell was that noise?" shouted Trunks from upstairs.

"Your father blew off a wall again darling!"

"Mum I'm eighteen stop calling me darling"

"Just because your eighteen doesn't mean that I can't call you darling………darling"

"Okay whatever can I get back to sleep now it's half five in the morning?"

"Okay darling VEGEETTA TRAINING ROOM NOW!"

"Man I need to get out of here" said trunks.

"Vegeta you better fix that wall good because your going to be sleeping in here for a long time"

"B..but not again!"



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It's 10am and Bulma is walking into the training room to see how Vegeta is doing with the wall when she notices that nothing has been done.

"VEGGEETTA what have you been doing for the last four and a half hours??!!"

"M..mm..mixing the cement?"

"WHAT!"

"And eating"

"But there is nothing in the fridge."

"My point exactly" said Vegeta with one of those haha looks.

"okay…TRUNNKKSS DARLING" shouted Bulma

"What is it now?" he moaned.

"I need you to get the shopping your father has eaten all the food in the fridge………………………………….again!"

"Again!..again that's the third time in the last two days" (I wonder what their food bill is?).



"This is why I want to move to a place of my own complete and utter chaos and I have to cope with it…………………….why me?!"

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