Disclaimer: Anything you recognise isn't minee

My characters are of course nothing like the real characters, This isn't meant to be really serious or an amazing piece of literature. Its a random result of my boredness. So pleeeeease dont get offended and how stupid dumbledore is and how unhagriddy hagrid is (:

Hagrid was in his hut with Fang. "oh fang!" he sighed, "how can I live without Dobby in my life! He completes me!"
Hagrid had been feeling this low for day at the thought dobby might not love him anymore. Dobby had been acting distant for days, almost as if their was something more important occupying his mind.

Hagrid was trying to pluck up his courage and ask Dobby if he was seeing someone else, no matter how hard he tried he couldn't bring himself to ask. He could see nothing in dobbys eyes when they kissed, no passionate, burning fire that he used to see.

The nex day was bright and beautiful, the complete opposite of what Hagrid felt and looked. He walked up to the castle feeling slightly nervous, instead of walking straight forward into the great hall he walked down a corridor to his right that he knew would take him to the kitchens. he tickled the pear in the fruit bowl painting, checking no one was near he stepped inside.

He seen the love of his life, and couldn't help but notice how much more beautiful he looked first thing in the morning. However, Dobby hadn't seen Hagrid and what he done next Shattered Hagrids heart into one million shards. Dobby had taken Vladimeer, another houself, in his arms and kissed him passionately. Hagrid gave one loud sob and ran away.

He locked himself in his cabin all day and just sat in his bed wrapped in blankets, crying and downing bottles of firewhisky. he heard a knock on his door at bout 5.30 that evening. "Hagrid its us" said two voices. "we heard what happened from winky" said a voice that that Hagrid pressumed to be Dumbledores. Hagrid heaved himself off his bed, swaying, he opened his door and let them in.

It was Dumbledore and Harry, they both hugged him and led him to a chair. Hagrid wailed "How can I possibly go on! he was my life! my salvation! and hes ruddy well cheating on me! with VLADIMEER! why?!why?!why?! hagrid seemed to be under the impression he deserved this fate and nothing Dumbledore or Harry said would persuade him otherwise.

Dumbledore and Harry left Hagrids cabin both thinking of idea to cheer Hagrid up "I have a plan!" Dumbledore almost shrieked. "what is it?" Harry asked eagerly.

"You'll have to wait until tomorow" Dumbledore answered him slyly a strange glint in his eyes. The next day Harry met up with Dumbledore eager to hear Dumbledores plan. Dumbledore pulled out a laptop.
what the hell thought Harry, however he didnt voice his opinion he knew dumbledore was a genios and his plan was sure to work, no matter how strange.

Dumbledore pulled open the laptop and on the screen was ''. "a dating agency?!" Harry asked incredulously. "yes a dating agency! we are going to get Hagrid a date! I've had many replies already!"
Dumbledore sounded extremely proud of himself. He had written up an adevertisement for Hagrid "modestly Large male, extrememely Hairy facial features, can give loving tender care, if interested please report to the-cabin-at-the-side-of-the-forest, Hogwarts school, scotland on the 24th of november.

"Its perfect!" said harry "yes i quite think so myself" said dumbledore with a hint of smugness. "He'll have forgotten about that wee elf in no time!"

five minutes later they were at Hagrids door. "Come on in " answered a moping voice imn answer to Harrys knock. Harry and Dumbledore exchanged looks before entering. "I have had an idea Hagrid!"
"you must be here at 2 30 this afternoon Hagrid we have a surprise for you"

"okay then" Hagrid answered dumbledore solemnly too upset to even question him.

At two thirty that afternoon, Hagrid was pacing impatiently around his cabin while Hagrid and Dumbledore were stuffed uncomfortable in Hagrid tiny closet which was slightly ajar so they could watch

"i cant breath!" moaned Harry. Dumbledore shushed him

"I think somethings died in here" Harry mumbled quietly. He coud smell something foul, and was beginning to think this was bad idea. "Theres someone at the door!" dumbledore said his eyes widening in excitement. hagrid lumbered over to his door, pulling it open slowly scared of what he would find on the other side.

It was the ugliest woman Harry had ever seen Harry imagined her to be a cross between a Hag and a banshee. "yes thankyou for coming" Hagrid said trying to smile at her as he showed her out the door less than a minute later.

He turned round and gave the closet a look of upmost disgust. He invited the next person in, it was a crouched figure who gave the impression of some kind of spider. It turned out to be half goblin half acromantula. "I'll...er get back to you sir" Hagrid told him uneasily. He looked more like something Hagrid would keep as a pet rather than date.

Harid had seen about 25 people, Dumbledore was starting to lose hope. Hagrid opened the door once more to reveal someone who took Hagrids Breath away. He was the most beautiful creature hagrid had ever seen,
even more gorgeous than dobby! Hagrids face easily showed what he was thinking. This excited Harry as he was extrememly desperate to get out of the stinky, stuffy closet.

By the end of their conversation hagrid has landed himself a date for a few Days later in Hogsmeade. Dumbledore and Harry barged their way out of the closet.

Harry pulled the peg off his nose that he was using to block out the foosty smell. and simply glared daggers and Dumbledore who didn't seem to notice but clapped his hands excitedly like a small child at christmas. "thankyousomuch!" Hagrid said loudly almost shaking in happiness. It turned out the creature was a Goblin named heedahodaheeven

Dumbledore and Harry were extrememly proud of their work and glad that perhaps Hagrids mind could be taken off of Dobby.