Ok so I asked them all this famous joke, but here are what they replied back with. Please R&R Thank You...
Bella Swan - Why would a chicken cross the road? It would probably get run over or something.
Edward Cullen - Stupid chicken, this is not how it's supposed to be.
Carlisle Cullen - Just let the chicken do what it wants, let it run its course.
Esme Cullen - Aww I hope the chicken doesn't get cold on it's travels.
Alice Cullen - What is the chicken wearing? Can you use make up on chickens?
Rosalie Hale - Ughh, the chicken has a choice it doesn't have to cross the road.
Jasper Hale - The chicken sounds tasty, maybe I should make him feel emotionally suicidal then pounce.
Emmett Cullen - Ha, did he punch a werewolf? Nice.
Jacob Black - At least the chicken is getting what he wants.
Charlie Swan - If that chicken doesn't get home soon its grounded.
James - Will the chicken bring a snack?
Laurent - That chicken is stronger then any I've seen before.
Victoria - You kill my chicken, I will kill yours.
Riley Biers - Shall I take the chicken to youknowwho, so add to the army?
Renesmee Cullen - Chicken!
Seth Clearwater - Is the chicken really a boy? A Werechicken!
Leah Clearwater - I wonder if it's the only girl chicken, I know how she feels.
Alec - Maybe if I shut off all its senses it will run around like a headless chicken. Haha get it.
Aro - The chicken has powers I've never seen before, its splendid.
Marcus - Just let the chicken go. He is no use to us.
Caius - The chicken has 3 days to cross the road. Otherwise we punish him.
Jane - A chicken? Crossing a road? Oh this may hurt just a bit guys.
Felix - Demetri, what do we do about the chicken?
Demetri - .Chicken!
Billy Black - If the chicken comes anywhere near our land I shall have to take action.
Rene Dwyer - What's this about a chicken? Bella are you ok? If this chicken is bothering you come and live in Florida with me and Phil.
Sam - I hope the chicken listened to its Alpha.
Emily - Stay away from the chicken you don't know what its capable off. Muffins anyone?