Leaf Academy

"Kakashi?"

"Yo Bitches!"

"DETENTION!" yelled Sarutobi sensei.

"Iruka?"

"I'm horny!"

Sarutobi sensei started to get annoyed at them.

"SHUT THE HELL UP THE LOT OF YOU OR I WILL GET YOUR CLASS MATE ITACHI TO TORCHER YOU!"

"OOOOOO does he do that by raping people?" asked Anko.

"yes." replied Sarutobi sensei.

" ITACHI ITACHI RAPE ME FIRST!!!" yelled Anko with excitement.

"shut the hell up you whore!" said Itachi.

"yeeey he called me a whore, HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!"

The whole class was starting to get really loud now. Sarutobi sensei walked out the room he needed to take his hash before he killed some one.

"oh there you are Sarutobi, sorry but I ate all of your hash. Hold on wait I don't care cuz I like don't know were the hell I am" slurred Namikaze.

"You sun of a……! I'm gonna kill you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Sarutobi.

Sarutobi and Namikaze fought in the corridor all the kids came rushing out of their classes screaming and shouting " fight, fight" some shouted " kiss me Namikaze sensei!! , rape me!! Sarutobi sensei" other kids just started throwing kunai's at each other. Hashirama sensei and Tobirama sensei came along too.

"you got problem, you got a problem with me Sarutobi? Ho lets go!" said Namikaze.

" BREAK THE BLOODY FIGHT UP! YOU TWO ARE SUCH IDIOTS!" said Tobirama in a stern voice. Namikaze tried to pull him into the fight but he fell over as he was so stoned. Hashirama stood in between them to stop them fighting.

" BUT HE STOLE MY HASH!" Sarutobi shrieked.

"Actually I asked him to bring it to me but he ate it instead." replied Hashirama.

"I wonted to get stoned for my wife later on because we were gonna make out, but I guess I'll just need to steel Kakashi's dads steroids." laughed Hashirama.

"You mean white fang's steroids?"

"yes Sarutobi White Fangs steroids!" said Hashirama in a serious voice.

"but White Fang will rape you Hashirama sensei" said Iruka in a really high piched squeeky voice. Every one laughed at him.

"yeah hashirama sensei he will and i wont to fuck you first." said kakashi in a gay, flirty way.