Hey everyone, I'm working on my Chuck Guides this week, so expect many more before Friday. This one is about the awesome Devon Woodcomb, one of my top 5 favourite characters, so I hope I did him justice.

Remember, if this unit is the one for you, send your $100.00 deposit to BuyMore Creations, 4768 Pseudo Ave, Los Angeles California Zip: 50023. Also include the order form you can find on MelloMania's profile page.

Devon Woodcomb: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

Congratulations you are now the owner of a fully automated DEVON unit. To ensure you get the full use and benefits of your awesome doctor, please pay close attention to the following instructions.

Basic Information:

Name: Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb

Place Of Manufacture: BuyMore Creations, Burbank Division

Height:

Weight: Unknown

Your DEVON unit will come with the following accessories:

One 1 doctor coat

One suit

Two pairs of jeans

Two shirts (for tucking purposes)

When you first open your AWESOME unit, he may be confused. Just show him around.

Programming:

Your DEVON unit is awesome, and can carry out the following functions:

Doctor: He did it for Jeff, so he'll do it for anyone.

Spy: Well, if you're that desperate, I suppose you could try it. Your unit is working on the basics, but won't lie about anything, because lying ISN'T AWESOME.

Date: Just tell him your prom is a matter of national security and he should play along.

Actor: For corporate ads. Increase business. It's awesome.

Your DEVON unit comes with five different modes

Awesome

Doctor

Spy

Angry

Scared

Awesome mode is default.

In doctor mode, DEVON will save people's lives, and give CPR classes. It's occasionally known as 'even more awesome' mode, by our more cynical writers. That's me, if you were wondering.

Spy mode is recommended for entertainment purposes only, and should not be taken seriously. If you have the need for a spy, we suggest renting a CASEY or SARAH unit.

Angry mode is rare. Not a problem.

Scared mode is a myth! Further study is needed.

RELATIONS WITH OTHER UNITS:

ELLIE BARTOWSKI: Girlfriend/Fiancée/Wife. No problems detected.

CHUCK BARTOWSKI: DEVON is always trying to help Chuck out, on everything from the Buy More to learning a tango…in his underwear.

BUY MORONS: DEVON wouldn't want to be around them more than he as to, but he'll look out for their health if they're, y'know, sleeping in their car with the motor running. He IS a doctor after all.

CLEANING:

DEVON is perfectly capable.

ENERGY:

Protein shakes are a must. Deal with it.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: He's so fit. He's making me look lazy.

A: So get off your butt and try doing something awesome with him, loser.

Q: He wants to know if I'm a tucker. My name is Brad.

A: Your SHIRT, idiot. SHIRT.

Q: Why won't he stop calling things awesome? Now, by definition, if everything is awesome, awesome is just mediocre!

A: Really?

…

REALLY!

Q: There's a BABY! Where'd it come from!

A: you don't? …When a boy and a girl love each other…oh, forget it. Your unit knocked up an ELLIE unit.

Q: I want a TV. He wants a washing machine.

A: Fight him for it, I DARE you.

WARRANTY:

With proper care you DEVON unit should live until the end of his days, or until something happens that kills him. Like a bomb. Or a wild elephant. If, for some reason, you don't want to be around someone so awesome, you can always return him within 60 days of purchase with a receipt.