Timed write, 15 minutes
Prompt: Couch
Dialogue only
Iceland starts
"Mmph."
"So literate."
"Shut up and move over."
"There's barely enough space on this couch for me, Ice."
"Your head takes up a lot of it."
"Your words pierce me so deeply, bror."
"My fist can pierce your head deeper."
"Threatening me, are we? Maybe I won't move."
"If I did punch you, you'd roll over me onto the floor."
"Selfish, too? How do I put up with you?"
"Shut up, Noregur. You love me. Now move over."
"Fine."
"More than that."
"How?"
"You have like two feet of space!"
"I don't. I have two centimeters- Well then."
"Mmph."
"Come again?"
"You wouldn't move."
"Do you still want me to?"
"No."
"I think I like this better anyway."
"Shut up and stop breathing. Your chest is moving."
"Is that uncomfortable for you, Ice?"
"Yes. Now shut up and die."
"Say please."
"No."
"I won't, then."
"Good."
5 minutes of silence later
"...Ice...?"
"Ice. Hello. Earth to... Ice...?"
"Oh, he's asleep."
"Well then. Looks like I didn't have to die after all."
"God natt, Ice."
I felt like drabbling. Why not NorIce?