Yume yume_chan@inorbit.com

A parody on Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy"

DISCLAIMER:
Please don't sue me. I would never dream of harming
any of Takahashi-sama's creations for the fear that
they would come and cream me later.

I'm Too Sexy--as adapted for Ranma Saotome
Annihilated by Yume


I'm too sexy for Kuno too sexy for Kuno
His loves are going to leave him

I'm too sexy for my body too sexy for my body
You all call me a hottie
And I'm too sexy for Shampoo too sexy for Shampoo
Ucchan and Kodachi too

And I'm too sexy for Nyannichuan
Too sexy for Nyannichuan
No way I'll be a girl now

I am Ranma you know what I mean
And I need to get some Nannichuan
Some Nannichuan some Nannichuan yeah
And I need to find some Nannichuan

I'm too sexy for Japan too sexy for Japan
New York or Milan
And I'm too sexy for Cologne
Too sexy for that crone LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!

I am Ranma you know what I mean
And I need to get some Nannichuan
Some Nannichuan some Nannichuan yeah
The cure to my curse is Nannichuan

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I am Ranma you know what I mean
And I need to find some Nannichuan
Some Nannichuan some Nannichuan yeah
The cure to my curse is Nannichuan

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Dumb scaredy, the scaredy cat {Akane: Sure, so this is your new excuse?
Stupid macho jerk!}
You're too uncute for my love too uncute for my love
My Love's going to leave you {Ranma: URK! what did I just say?!?!?}

And I'm too sexy for this curse...

{Akane: *RANMA!!* What did you call me!!!}

We see Ranma racking up frequent flyer miles, heading straight for
Akane's favorite landing zone: the koi pond

{Ranma-chan: What'cha do that for ya dumb tomboy!}

the usual violance insues

Author's Note:
I like mail *hint hint* please tell me if you like this
little piece of insanity that has been plaguing me for
WEEKS! A litte of incentive is that if nobody tells me
this sux...I'll write another I'm too sexy!! (uh, don't
hold me to that...heh heh ^_^;)