Hate It When You Fart

by K.A.Kunze

I finally filked Harry to sing(Tearing Up My Heart) to Dudley only I change the words. Have a peek.

A song from Harry to Dudley about his farting


I hate when you fart when I'm with you
But when we are apart I smell it too
And no matter what I do, I still smell you.
And you stink like poo.

Dudley I don't understand
Just why you are so smelly
Things are getting out of hand
Tryin' too much, but Dudley you can't win
Let it flow
If you have to fart let 'er blow
I am down on my knees
I can't take it anymore

I hate it when you fart when I'm with you
But when we are apart I smell you too
And no matter what I do, I still smell you
And you stink like poo
Oh, all right

Dudley don't misunderstand
(Don't misunderstand)
What I'm tryin' to tell ya
In the corner of my mind
(Corner of my mind)
Dudley it feels like we're running out of time
Let it flow
If you have to fart let 'er blow
I am down on my knees
I can't take it anymore

I hate it when you fart when I'm with you
But when we are apart I smell you too
And no matter what I do, I still smell you
And you stink like poo


I hate it when you fart when I'm with you
But when we are apart I smell you too
And no matter what I do, I still smell you
And you stink like poo


(Stinking up my room and nose)
All right
(We're apart I smell it too)
I smell it too
And no matter what I do, I still smell you
And you stink like poo

I hate it when you fart when I'm with you
But when we are apart I smell you too
And no matter what I do, I still smell you
And you stink like poo

And no matter what I do, I still you
And you stink like poo