A Harry Potter Hoedown

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Harry
My parents died but I still live and now I have a scar.
I've got new friends and then one day we went and stole a car.
I almost died a couple times but now it's really bad,
This guy thinks he's really cool but I think he is mad!

Hermione
I'm not like other girls, you see, 'cause I'm in love with books.
I like to read and I don't care about the way I look.
And when a friend has gone and got themselves into a fix,
I'll find a spell that we can cast or potions we should mix.

Ron
I come from a big family and I think that it sucks.
We have a crappy house and both my friends get all the luck.
But if I'm feeling really low I'll ask them to play chess,
And when I win I'll brag about how I am just the best!

Draco
'Cause I am rich and I know it I don't have lots of chums,
Except two guys that when they grow I know that they'll be bums.
But when I'm bored I tease those three that make me really sick,
If you say that I envy them then I'll get really ticked!

Voldemort
I admit my name is really weird but blame it on my dad.
He abandoned me before my birth and I got really mad.
I killed some guys but then one kid showed me what love is worth.
And now I'm back and my goal is to dominate the earth!

Tom
I'm a Parselmouth and one fine day I found I'm Slytherin's heir.
I'm not that nice and you should know that I do not play fair.
I rearranged my name just because I thought that it sucked,
I left behind a diary and someone picked it up.

Ginny
I used to have a diary and we would conversate,
I threw it in a toilet and I wondered 'bout its fate.
Then someone found it and I panicked so I stole it back,
It wasn't worth it but at the time I did not know that.

Fawkes, Scabbers, Crookshanks, and Hedwig
My name is Fawkes and I'm a phoenix; I know how to fly.
They call me Scabbers; don't be fooled, 'cause I'm really a guy.
I know who Scabbers really is and he is gonna pay.
I deliver letters all the time, not just by night or day.

Mr. Weasley
I have seven children; they all come from one wife.
They always scream and fight and yell 'cause they have messed up lives.
Then one of them took my car and flew it to their school.
They crashed it into a tree and now I feel like a fool.

Mrs. Weasley
My twin sons are really dumb; they cross before they look.
I always tell them they should take a leaf out of a book.
They want to open their own joke shop; I don't think they should.
They persist but I don't think it'll do them any good.

Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs
I was put in prison for thirteen lonely years.
I chose to serve a Dark Lord, though he's the one I fear.
I might be a werewolf, but I'm not all that bad.
My son is really famous and I'm glad that I'm his dad!

Dobby
I used to be a house elf for a really crappy guy.
I escaped and told a kid that he was gonna die.
I tried to save his life but I know that it never worked.
I thanked the Lord when I found out that no one else got hurt.

Vernon, Dudley, and Petunia Dursley
I have a mustache and my company sells drills.
Anytime I see magic I really get the chills.
I cook and clean and wash the dishes; I gossip a lot.
Owls may screech and peck and fly; send letters they do not!

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