WOOT! My first romance fic EVER! I'm not crazy about romance that much so bear with me! No not the animal 'bear' but if you have a teddy bear or something fell free to hold it while you are reading. Shrugs
Well like all of my stories this story is stuck on humour and is pretty much random! Plus unlike most of my stories, in this fic the characters' personalities will be more like . . . themselves. So remember to review!
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! (Don't rub it in! You don't either! -.-;)
It all starts out with the gang just hanging out at Kaiba's house
Kaiba is walking down the stairs to the living room, then he freezes when he sees the gang in his living room. "What the freaking hell are you dweebs doing in my mansion?!" Kaiba screams.
"We got bored so we broke in to your house." Joey says casually.
Tea whacks Joey upside his head. "Joey you idiot! We are supposed to say that we were passing through and the door was open so we went in to see him!" Tea whacks Joey some more.
"OW!" Joey says, rubbing his head. "But wouldn't that be lying?"
Tea sighs. "Well lying is better than going to jail for breaking an entry!"
Kaiba sweatdrops. "You know I'm right here; I'm in perfect hearing distance."
Tea smiles innocently. "Eh . . . well would you mind to forget all about that little conversation we just had?"
"You all have problems." Kaiba says.
"DUEL! MUST DUEL!" Yami says with a crazy glint in his eyes.
Mai seemingly pops out of nowhere. "HEY EVERYBODY! Let's play spin the bottle." She says randomly. (A/N: That was so lame --;)
Yugi loves games so he says, "Were do we get a bottle?"
"We can rob a liquor store down the street! ." Tristan says, smiling.
Kaiba tries to help out. "I have a bottle in my fridge . . ."
"I can go home and get one." Serenity says helpfully.
Yugi thinks about the options. "Hmmmmm . . ."
"Or we can just go to my kitchen over there." Kaiba says, pointing to kitchen, "and get an empty bottle from the recycling bin . . ."
Malik suddenly jumps up excited. "I've got a bottle!" Malik pulls out a vodka bottle from his pants pocket.
Mai frowns. "That's a vodka bottle it won't spin that well."
"Well how about this!" Malik starts to pulls out a liquor bottle from his pants.
"Good, but it's filled with beer and we won't want the glass to break and beer to spill all over the carpet." Yugi says with thoughtfulness.
"True . . ." Malik says and starts pulling random things out of pants pocket. "Rubber chicken, spoon, speaker system, DVD player, World Encyclopaedia A - B . . ." Malik mumbles.
Kaiba starts throwing tons of bottles at the gang. "HERE'S YOUR FREAKING DUMBASS BOTTLES YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!" He yells.
Everyone except Kaiba: O.O;
"Jeeze Kaiba," Joey says, "if you said you had a bottle it would've been more helpful. Don't be so mean."
Kaiba starts pulling at his hair. "I DID! BUT NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO ME! BEFORE YOU PEOPLE CAME ALONG I WASN'T A MEAN PERSON, BUT I AM NOW!"
"I thought your adopted father made you evil and stuff." Tea says.
Kaiba nods. "He did but when he died I was slowly becoming good again! Just when I was almost really good you freaks came into my life and made me all mean and evil again! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULTS!"
"Hm?" Mai says. "Sorry Kaiba did you say something?"
"ARRRRGHHHHH!" Kaiba stomps off.
Malik is still pulling things out of pockets. "George Clooney, glass of lemonade, kiddie pool, VCR, lemon, opened and empty packages of salt, mechanical pencil sharpeners, salt . . ."
George Clooney jumps up. "I'm free!" He does a little dance and runs away. (A/N: I don't own George Clooney . . . Who is he anyways?)
Mai grabs a random bottle and says, "let's play!"
Everyone except Malik gets in a circle.
Malik is still mumbling. "A chimney, salted pretzel, golden retriever, Abraham Lincoln's rib bone . . ."
"I'm going to spin first!" Mai says.
"Uh oh!" Everyone else mutters.
Mai smiles and spins bottle.
The bottle spins and lands on Joey.
Joey starts to scream, "NOOOOO!"
Mai laughs evilly. "Yes!"
Joey stands up and walks away a little from the bottle.
The bottle follows Joey.
Joey starts to scream. "HOLY CRAP!" Joey hides behind Yami and thinks, "Heh, since the bottle keeps following me it'll point to me behind Yami and it'll be like it's pointing at Yami!" (A/N: Joey is only smart in desperate situations)
The bottle floats off the ground, flies over to Joey and points at him.
Everyone except Mai: O.O;;;;;;
Joey starts to scream again. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And starts running.
The bottle continues to fly behind Joey and is still pointing at him.
Joey jumps out the window. "YAY! I'm going to die!!" He says.
Unfortunately they were on the 1st floor and Joey was unharmed.
The bottle is still pointing at Joey.
"NO! Please! Have mercy!" Joey pleas and jumps up and starts running and screaming down the road.
The bottle follows Joey.
Mai smiles and goes out of Kaiba's mansion calmly and follows Joey while still smiling.
Everyone else: O.O;
Well . . . erm . . . Heh that's my first chapter of my first romance fic! Yep this idea just popped into my head one day so I thought I'd write it down! I hope you enjoyed it! If you got any ideas for the next chapter than review away! I'll be sure to say you thought of the idea! Well . . . until next time! LATER!
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Well like all of my stories this story is stuck on humour and is pretty much random! Plus unlike most of my stories, in this fic the characters' personalities will be more like . . . themselves. So remember to review!
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! (Don't rub it in! You don't either! -.-;)
It all starts out with the gang just hanging out at Kaiba's house
Kaiba is walking down the stairs to the living room, then he freezes when he sees the gang in his living room. "What the freaking hell are you dweebs doing in my mansion?!" Kaiba screams.
"We got bored so we broke in to your house." Joey says casually.
Tea whacks Joey upside his head. "Joey you idiot! We are supposed to say that we were passing through and the door was open so we went in to see him!" Tea whacks Joey some more.
"OW!" Joey says, rubbing his head. "But wouldn't that be lying?"
Tea sighs. "Well lying is better than going to jail for breaking an entry!"
Kaiba sweatdrops. "You know I'm right here; I'm in perfect hearing distance."
Tea smiles innocently. "Eh . . . well would you mind to forget all about that little conversation we just had?"
"You all have problems." Kaiba says.
"DUEL! MUST DUEL!" Yami says with a crazy glint in his eyes.
Mai seemingly pops out of nowhere. "HEY EVERYBODY! Let's play spin the bottle." She says randomly. (A/N: That was so lame --;)
Yugi loves games so he says, "Were do we get a bottle?"
"We can rob a liquor store down the street! ." Tristan says, smiling.
Kaiba tries to help out. "I have a bottle in my fridge . . ."
"I can go home and get one." Serenity says helpfully.
Yugi thinks about the options. "Hmmmmm . . ."
"Or we can just go to my kitchen over there." Kaiba says, pointing to kitchen, "and get an empty bottle from the recycling bin . . ."
Malik suddenly jumps up excited. "I've got a bottle!" Malik pulls out a vodka bottle from his pants pocket.
Mai frowns. "That's a vodka bottle it won't spin that well."
"Well how about this!" Malik starts to pulls out a liquor bottle from his pants.
"Good, but it's filled with beer and we won't want the glass to break and beer to spill all over the carpet." Yugi says with thoughtfulness.
"True . . ." Malik says and starts pulling random things out of pants pocket. "Rubber chicken, spoon, speaker system, DVD player, World Encyclopaedia A - B . . ." Malik mumbles.
Kaiba starts throwing tons of bottles at the gang. "HERE'S YOUR FREAKING DUMBASS BOTTLES YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!" He yells.
Everyone except Kaiba: O.O;
"Jeeze Kaiba," Joey says, "if you said you had a bottle it would've been more helpful. Don't be so mean."
Kaiba starts pulling at his hair. "I DID! BUT NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO ME! BEFORE YOU PEOPLE CAME ALONG I WASN'T A MEAN PERSON, BUT I AM NOW!"
"I thought your adopted father made you evil and stuff." Tea says.
Kaiba nods. "He did but when he died I was slowly becoming good again! Just when I was almost really good you freaks came into my life and made me all mean and evil again! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULTS!"
"Hm?" Mai says. "Sorry Kaiba did you say something?"
"ARRRRGHHHHH!" Kaiba stomps off.
Malik is still pulling things out of pockets. "George Clooney, glass of lemonade, kiddie pool, VCR, lemon, opened and empty packages of salt, mechanical pencil sharpeners, salt . . ."
George Clooney jumps up. "I'm free!" He does a little dance and runs away. (A/N: I don't own George Clooney . . . Who is he anyways?)
Mai grabs a random bottle and says, "let's play!"
Everyone except Malik gets in a circle.
Malik is still mumbling. "A chimney, salted pretzel, golden retriever, Abraham Lincoln's rib bone . . ."
"I'm going to spin first!" Mai says.
"Uh oh!" Everyone else mutters.
Mai smiles and spins bottle.
The bottle spins and lands on Joey.
Joey starts to scream, "NOOOOO!"
Mai laughs evilly. "Yes!"
Joey stands up and walks away a little from the bottle.
The bottle follows Joey.
Joey starts to scream. "HOLY CRAP!" Joey hides behind Yami and thinks, "Heh, since the bottle keeps following me it'll point to me behind Yami and it'll be like it's pointing at Yami!" (A/N: Joey is only smart in desperate situations)
The bottle floats off the ground, flies over to Joey and points at him.
Everyone except Mai: O.O;;;;;;
Joey starts to scream again. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And starts running.
The bottle continues to fly behind Joey and is still pointing at him.
Joey jumps out the window. "YAY! I'm going to die!!" He says.
Unfortunately they were on the 1st floor and Joey was unharmed.
The bottle is still pointing at Joey.
"NO! Please! Have mercy!" Joey pleas and jumps up and starts running and screaming down the road.
The bottle follows Joey.
Mai smiles and goes out of Kaiba's mansion calmly and follows Joey while still smiling.
Everyone else: O.O;
Well . . . erm . . . Heh that's my first chapter of my first romance fic! Yep this idea just popped into my head one day so I thought I'd write it down! I hope you enjoyed it! If you got any ideas for the next chapter than review away! I'll be sure to say you thought of the idea! Well . . . until next time! LATER!
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