(A/N: Summary pretty much covers what this is. It only really took me less than two hours to come up with this. I was originally going to record it and post it on YouTube, but after the first recording, I listened to it and my face nearly turned into a pickle. My recorded singing voice sucks.
So now I've posted it on . If any of you want to record this yourselves and send me the recording, I'll post it on YouTube and give you a shoutout.
Anjoy!)
(DISCLAIMER: I don't own Artemis Fowl or Galway Girl. Those belong to Eoin Colfer and Ed Sheeran, respectively.)
She's an officer in a Fairy land
But she fell in love with a Human man.
Kissed her on the head and then I tranquilized her hand
Said, "Don't worry I have a plan."
I met her when I kidnapped her, then ransomed her gold
They tried to Bio-Bomb me but I had a plan that was bold.
She asked me "What is the reason, why's your head so full?"
I said, "so I can save my father, from up in the cold."
She took Root as an ambassador, Kelp with a gun
She got Foaly on the system with Mulch just doin' his stuff
We collabed some more, one more adventure, that's all
Then next thing I know, I'm preventing a world downfall.
You know, She's an officer in a Fairy land
But she fell in love with a Human man.
Kissed her on the head and then I tranquilized her hand
Said, "Don't worry I have a plan."
With my pretty little Holly girl
You're my pretty little Holly girl
You know she beat me up once and then she beat me again
And then she kissed me in the middle of a gorilla pen
As last orders were called was when she was put on display
In an Extinctionist's court instead of the lemur Jayjay
I've never seen any pilot ever flown so sweet
"Fowl, do you think 'flyboy' when you think of me?"
Oh, I could have that mem'ry playing on repeat for a week
And in this packed out place, swear she was yelling at me
You know, she's an officer in a Fairy land
But she fell in love with a Human man
Kissed her on the head and then I tranquilized her hand
Said, "Don't worry I have a plan."
My pretty little Holly girl
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Holly girl
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Holly girl
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Holly girl
Well now the Gate's been opened and it's time to go
All the Berserkers have been called from below
Opal was defeated, but the magic saw my eye
I was layin' on the ground, Holly's hands were holding mine
And tears stung her cheeks as I opened my eyes
And took the first breath that I had in a while
I swear I'm gonna put you in a song that I have
About my Holly girl and a perfect plan
She's an officer in a Fairy land
But she fell in love with a Human man
Kissed her on the head and then I tranquilized her hand
Said, "Don't worry I have a plan."
My pretty little Holly girl
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Holly girl
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Holly girl
My, my, my, my, my, my, my Holly girl, hey
(A/N: Well? How'd you like it? Please review with your thoughts, it makes me so happy!)