I just wanted to make a fic with the worst possible DADA :)


Harry, Hermione, and Ron walked into the grand hall, and they were talking about the new DADA teacher. Ron and Harry had heard nothing but horror stories about him. Hermione sighed. "That can't be true. They wouldn't hire someone like that. It's pure rubbish." After they sat down Dumbledore tapped his wand against the podium, and the crowd feel silent. The first new student went up to be sorted.

After all the first years were sorted, it was time to reveal the new teacher "I'd like to introduce you to the new defense against the dark arts teacher, Mr.C!" Professor Dumbledore gestured towards an empty seat. After a moment of silence, the doors to the hall flew open, and Nny walked in, looking really angry, due to an argument with Psycho D-Boy. He stalked down to the teacher's table, glaring at any students that fell within his sight range. After he sat down at the table, everyone stared at him, even when Dumbledore started his speech again.


Replaced the chapter. Fixed any mistakes. R&R, no flames