Author's Note: A couple years ago, there was a news report that off the coast of one of the beaches near me, they found a piano on a sandbar...:D That's why this one-shot is being brought to you today! To this day, I don't think they found a reason. They blamed pirates at one point. MUAHAHAHA!

Ren-Kyo: Prepare for insanity.

-XiXi Scarlett (accompanied by her Renny-chan)

"ARG! MUAHAHA! ARG, ARG, PIRATE TALK, ME HEARTIES!" The crazed yell belongs to a pirate named Arthur Kirkland. Well, we'll just call him by his nation name, which is England. Or Britain. We'll just say England.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" shouts a rather out-of-character Austria. "MY PIANO AND I ARE UNSTOPPABLE!"

"Oh, come on. Pianos can't do anything but make music, arg," scoffs England. "It's not like you can murder people with them."

"Not yet you can't," Austria says eerily, emitting a very Russia-like aura. With the creepy smile and everything!

"That's it! Overboard with you, arg arg more pirate talk!" More strange, non-understandable words came from England.

Within a few seconds, Austria is tied to his piano and on the edge of the plank. One more push, and he'd be off the side of the boat. One, two, three, and PUSH! Splash! The boat floats away faster than anybody ever thought possible! Luckily, Austria landed on a sandbar.

He manages to untie himself. "Oh, great! Now I'm stuck on a sandbar with nothing but my piano and that dog. Never mind that! The dog just swam away!" Austria thinks for a moment. "I know! I can send out an SOS message on my piano!"

With that, Austria begins to play a tune with the Morse message 'SOS' hidden in the notes. He plays for what seems like endless hours before he hears...

"It's okay now! I've come to save you!"

A big, random hunk of metal starts rushing towards him.

What is this? Austria thinks. Some sort of power plant or something?

"Sealand has come to save you, Austria! Climb on!" the boy calls to him, waving from on top of his micronation.

"Can I take my piano with me?" Austria asks.

"NO! If you want your life saved, leave the piano. CLASSICAL MUSIC SUCKS, YO!"

Austria rolls his eyes and proceeds to climb up the ladder. He does not appreciate that his wonderful classical music 'sucks'. After telling off Sealand and being taken back to his own country, Austria went into his piano room. One spot among millions of pianos is empty.

"It's a good thing I got rid of Gilbert!" Austria exclaims, referring to the silver-colored piano left on the sandbar. "I never needed that one anyway. Now, which one shall I play now..."

Author's Note: And now I have a sudden urge to go visit Sealand. They said there would be tourist trips, so I'm wondering...OH, MY GOSH! XD My spell-check makes a red squiggle line appear under Sealand! Don't tell him that...Anyway, have an awesome day!

Ren-Kyo: Reviews are greatly appreciated!

-XiXi Scarlett (accompanied by her Renny-chan)