GAH. I have returned, with a new story. That is completely stupid, by the way. Anyway - I hope you enjoy my mindlessly entertaining story.

"Meeeeeeeeiiikkkkkkoooo~" A loud screech of joy was heard through the Vocaloid house-hold.

Kaito ran downstairs, fumbling over multiple steps - running into people on his way down.

"Meiko! Meiko! Meiko's home!"

Kaito looked in all directions, where was she?

"MEEEEEII-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'm right here."

His eyes brightened and he ran twards her, arms open. What did he expect? That she'd actually come up and hug him? Oh no - this IS Meiko we're talking about here.

Meiko put up a single finger. Her favorite one of all.

And just at that very moment, the Kagamine's decided to stroll in.

"Hey Len, why is Meiko-nii telling Kaito he's number one?"

Len face palmed, "Oh Rin..."

OH RIN, YOUR INNOCENTS AMUSES ME.

This was terrible, so BASH AWAY!