10 Pet Peeves of a Weasel
By Buckrocks
Me: Hi everyone! Today, Buck and I are gonna talk about the "10 Pet Peeves of a Weasel!"
Buck: Yeah baby!
Me: So Buck, what ARE your pet peeves?
Buck: Well...
#1
Rocking chairs...ouch! It's like a dog getting it's tail stuck under one, only for us weasels...the results are worse!
Me: What's the result?
Buck: A crushed back and a yowling animal.
Me: Oh, okay. Go on.
Buck:
#2
Fur scarves...AAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm okay with artificial fur, but real fur? No thanks!
Me: He he he! Your one funny guy!
Buck: Uh...yeah, oookay.
Me: Anyway...*motions for Buck to continue*
Buck:
#3
Watching a wiener get barbequed. It makes me think of a weasel gettin' cooked. Believe me...it's freaky!
Me: Yikes.
Buck:
#4
Winter fur...too cute! People like it when us weasels have our white winter pelt. They think we look soooooo darn cute!
Me: But don't you like the attention?
Buck: Yeah, but after a while of cheek pinching, your cheeks start to hurt.
Me: Ohhhhhh. Right.
Buck:
#5
Being compared to other creatures. Like, come on! It's not like we're ferrets!
Me: *sighs loudly* Next?
Buck:
#6
Plastic tubes. We get stuck in those!
Me: *tries not to laugh* What's #7?
Buck:
Daschunds and bulldogs. People say I look like a mix breed of the two. DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU!
Me: Sorta!
Buck: *growls momentarily*
#8
Pet fish. Ya can't eat 'em! *looks over at Buckrocks's betta swimming in his tank*
Me: Don't even think about it Buckminster!
Buck: *frowns* But I'm hungry!
Me: *holds out a wiener to Buck*
Buck: *looks at wiener suspiciously*
Me: It's not made of weasel meat!
Buck: *happily scarfs down wiener*
Me: So...what's Pet Peeve #9?
Buck:
Lazy prey. We weasels enjoy a good chase once in a while. That's why we're called 'tireless hunters'!
Me: Man, I wish I had energy like that.
Buck: And last of all...
#10
We look like snakes! I was attacked by a mongoose because of that!
Me: Well, that was the "10 Pet Peeves of a Weasel"!
Buck: Hope you enjoyed it!
Me: Please feel free to leave a review.
Buck: And a few wieners!