Disclaimer: I don't own Detentionaire
A/N: This has been in my head since episode 6 came out. I'm shocked that no one else is pairing up these two, I search in vain for Cyrus/Biffy but I never find it so I am here to deliver it to all the other Cyrus/Biffy fans(What are we called? Byrus? Ciffy? Byruffy? #teamscary? Cy/Bi? Cybi's good. I'm sticking with Cybi.) and add more to the world of Detentionaire fanfiction.
Biffy T. Goldstein had actually wanted to punch Lee in the face when he said "get an autograph from your boyfriend!" he wanted to punch Lee hard. Real hard but he didn't. Because the idea of Lee actually getting him an autograph from Cyrus was pretty damn sweet. And the fact that he stopped and wonder what it would be like if Cyrus was actually his boyfriend instead of his mushy teen magazine crush. No one saw his reaction when he actually had Cyrus' hat on his head did they? Because if so, people were getting crippled.
He had a crush on Cyrus ever since the first day of school when he saw Cyrus coming into school hat and all. It only escalated when the DOD were formed and what do you know they make Biffy's favourite type of music.
Biffy wasn't ashamed of being attracted to Cyrus, he even told his parents and Kimmie about his sexual orientation. He would tell anyone if they asked but no one ever did. He was too scary to talk to but then again in some way so was Cyrus. Cyrus would never be on Biffy's level but trust me you don't want to go anywhere near his guitar.
Biffy was walking down the hallway after second period trying to decide who he should shove into a locker this time. Lee had to go be on the other side of the school. As he was walking he saw Cyrus talking to Skeeter and Rud near Skeeter's locker. They were talking about something funny judging by the way they were laughing. Biffy felt his heart skip various beats. This was almost pathetic.
"Hey Biffy! Come over here and listen to this track man! We're thinking about putting this on our next album!" Cyrus called out. This wasn't happening was it?
Still Biffy went and listened to the track. "Pretty good. Reminds me of ending to track three on your first album but extended."
"That's what I was saying!" Cyrus said to Skeeter and Rud. "Thanks for the help! Catch you around."
Biffy went back to walking and shoved some random freshman into a locker. The day had just gotten a whole lot better.