-I don't own bleach our any of the characters or the fanfictions I've read. (And YES I do own the dog he's my REAL pet and the plot-bunnys!)

Me: *Walks into room with a big grin* Hello~! Lets have some funnn! This is a special fanfiction where me and my favorite bleach and D. Gray man characters are going to go over different topics from my overload of plot-bunny's and Fanfictions I've read, to life and drama (plus so MUCH more!) *Starts hoping up and down wildly* Ohhhhhhh~! This is going to be funnnnnnnn~! Letsdothisletsdothisletsdothisletsdothisletsdothis! -To much chocolate-

Ichigo: 7Keys...

Me: *Stops hoping* Yeah Ichi? *Looks over at Ichigo with big loving eyes*

Ichigo: Do us and your readers a favor...SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT!

Me: *Eyes harden, Growls and points finger at Ichigo* No YOU shut up!

**Me and Ichigo continue arguing well Ulquiorra watches us**

Ulquiorra: Trash.

Me and Ichigo: *Turns head to look at Ulqui* STAY OUT OF THIS EMOSPADA! *turn back to each other continuing where we left off*

Ichigo: -And why the hell do you carry that stupid ass dog everywhere you go Scythe-Girl?!

Me: Scythe-Girl?-*Smiles in joy at the nickname* At lest I'm not a Berry-Boy, huh strawberry?

Ichigo: My name does NOT mean strawberry, its 'He who protects'!

Me: *Grins evily* So? Your still a berry

Ichigo: little Bitch!

Me: Basterd!

**Me and Ichigo pull out our Zanpakto**

Me and Ichigo: BANKAI! ((A/N: My Bankai is a MASSIVE pich black scythe that's larger then me -Surprisingly its very light...well at lest the the owner- and with a very long silver chain -its controlled by my will; Like a long extra limb- at the end of the scythes pole. At the the end of the chain is a gold holy cross. Like Ichigo, mine is a melee base zanpakto. Good note for later if you read my Authoress Self insert bleach fanfiction called 'Half Monster'))

~~~~We are experiencing tetencal difficulties, Please stand bye~~~~

**An hour latter Ichigo was sitting on the ground wrapped up in my Bankai's chain with one of my dads Durity socks in his mouth**

Me: Well now to THATS done , its time to introduce the character cast to this fanfic! *Pulls out a sheet of paper with names on it* They are...

Ichigo (Ichigo: Hmh mmh![F*** you!] - Me: I love you too~! 3-)

Hitsugaya (Hitsugaya: *Eating watermelons* - Me: *Fangirl squeal*-)

Hichigo (Hichigo: *Laughing loudly at Ichigo* - Me: *Hanging on to Hichigo* Hichi~! 3-)

Nel (Nel: ICHIGO! *Runs at Ichigo at high speed* -Me: *grabs Nel and ties her up* BACK OFF SISTER, HE'S MINE!- )

Grimmgow (Grimmgow: *Rolling around on the ground laughing* Ichigo got his ass kicked by a girl! A GIRL! - Me: *staring hungerly* If you keep that up you will be joining him Grimm-Kitty...-)

Allen (Allen: *Smiles* -Me: OMG your SO cute! *Tackles Allen*-)

Neah (Neah: ... -Me: *Licks lips* ...-)

Tyki (Tyki: 7Keys...Where's my cigarettes? -Me: Well my smexy poker noah, I'm not letting you smoke those cancer sticks in MY talk room.-)

Road (Road: *Walks into the room swinging Lero around* Hey 7Keys want to 'play' with that kid down the street with me? -Me: *Smiles evily* Just keep away from my Allen and we will get along just fine-)

Kanda (Kanda: Tch. -Me: *plays with his hair* See even Kanda knows better then to attack a girl! ^_^-)

Me: Next chapter we will get things started!