So, I found this really cool spin the bottle meme on Deviantart and thought I should try it out.
Copyrights goes to Silverripple for the Meme and WWE for the characters.
Enjoy.
RULES::
1. Please don't look ahead. It will be funnier for all of us if you don't actually READ the questions.
2. Please put a link in the comments section and link back to me or this page.
3. There is no rule #3, I just like the number.
PICK TEN CHARACTERS::
1. Del Rio
2. Sheamus
3. Hunter
4. Cena
5. Jericho
6. Edge
7. Punk
8. Randy
9. Kristian
10. Wade
1.3 volunteers to go first. Why?
Kristian; No! I'm first since I'm the only girl!
Jericho; Well you shouldn't befriend so many men
Kristian; Don't tell me to do something that's really impossible for me to do. I mean look at me, Ima sexy sons of a bitch.
Punk; Just spin the damn bottle already. God the faster this game is over the faster I could leave this room.
Kristian; *Spins the bottle*
2. The bottle spins to 4. What is 3's reaction?
Hunter; NO! NOT ALLOWED! SHE STOLE MY TURN!
Kristian; Hunter shut up.
Punk; *Smashes Cena and Kristian's head together* There you've kissed move on.
3. 8 goes next. Who do they hope the bottle spins to?
Randy; Please be Punk, Please be Punk Please be… *lands on Del Rio* NOOOOO
'Berto; Pucker up Randy! *Scoots close to Randy making a kissy face*
Randy; *Mini RKO Del Rio* Fuck Off!
'Berto; So…worth it.
4. 5 goes next, and the bottle lands on 7. Does anyone throw a hissy fit?
Punk; I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME! *turns to Jericho* IF THOSE LIPS EVEN TOUCH MINE I WOULD KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME KILL YOU!
Randy; I think I might help….
5. 6 is up next. Who would be most annoyed if the bottle landed on them?
Sheamus; Don't land on me, Don't land on me, Don't land on me…
6. OH NO! The bottle lands on them! What is the angry one's reaction?
Sheamus; *Brogue kicks Edge*
7. Now that that's over, who goes next? Why?
Hunter; I'm next since Kristian took my turn...if any one of you protests remember…I have Sledgie.
8. Well, that was interesting. 10 spins, and the bottle points to one character's pet. WHAT HAPPENS?
Wade; *spins the bottle instead*
Hunter; You fucking asshole! You stole my turn! TASTE THE POWER OF SLEDE HAMMER! *hits Wade with a sledge hammer*
9. Okay, then... Now it's 2's turn. The bottle points to 3. Now what?
Hunter; If you kiss me fella, you'll be tasting the power of Sledgie!
Sheamus; I believe that you'll be tastin' me foot after I Brogue kick you, fella.
10. All right, then. 7 is up. The bottle lands on who but 5. Is anyone angry now?
Punk; Is this game fixed or something? Who wanted to play this?
Jericho; *Slowly raises hand*
Punk; *Launches at Jericho* I TOLD YOU I'LL KILL YOU!
Randy; *Jumps in to help Punk* Sick bastard!
11. Niiiice. Now 9, who has yet to go or be landed on, must spin. Looking around, they realize that 8 and 2 are both asleep, for whatever reason. What diabolical
plan do they come up with?
Kristian; *Smiles mischievously* I need peanut butter, syrup, ketchup, a feather, a black marker, and a bucket of water.
12. Too bad. The bottle lands on 1. Is 9 upset?
'Berto; *licks lips* I'm ready.
Kristian; Tough tits. I wouldn't kiss you even if you were the last man alive.
13. 4 is next to 9, and therefore goes next. Who dies?
Cena; *Pulls out his chains and padlock* Cena has to choke one of you bitches. Which one would it be? *Scans room with his finger and lands on Wade* I choose you. *chokes Wade to death*
14. Yep, that was random and uncalled for. But who did the bottle land on? Is 4 upset?
Punk; What, you're going to choke me too?
Cena; *launches at Punk*
Randy; *Jumps in front of Punk* I don't think so! *RKO's Cena*
15. 1 is next to 4, and revives whoever died in question 13, then spins. The bottle lands on the revived one. What is the kiss like?
Sheamus; 'Berty finally found his true love.
Kristian; This is really gross, someone cover them with a blanket. No shoot them both.
16. Back to three. What's in the bottle?
Hunter; Uh guys there's a note inside the bottle.
Jericho; *Comes back to life* Well break the bottle to get it.
17. Please continue with what you think would happen below.
Hunter; *Breaks the bottle with Sledgie* Good job boy *kiss Sledgie*
Kristian; *Picks up the note and reads it* Dear whoevers in this room, Want to play a game?
Punk; That's it! I've played enough games for one day! *Goes to leave the room but the doors stuck* Oh ha ha Jericho! I'm not kissing you and that's final. Now come unlock the door.
Jericho; I didn't lock the door.
Edge; WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIE!
Cena; *Punches Edge with his chains and padlock*
Randy; Well…I guess we're stuck in here.
Punk; I might kill every single one of you before we leave out. *sits back next to Randy*
Edge; Like I said WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIE!
-Outside of the door-
Shawn; *swings keys around on his finger* Teaches them never to tell me no. Nobody tells Shawn Michaels no.