Hello and Good Evening. (Or morning or afternoon) Now you will notice that this really has nothing to do with the Outsiders. This is just an idea that I've had, but had no idea where to put it. I mean, I'd put it on my profile, but I really don't know how many people bother to read my thoughts on, well, nothing. Now, we shall go back to my point. Christmas songs are a very large part of our lives. My friends insist that they are a large part of our lives during Christmas time. But what do they know? Nothing gets people in the holiday spirit like Jingle Bells in July. I'm rambling again. Now what I want to say is that most Christmas songs have meanings that are not really that clear. And while it's not really that deep I still think that some of it's pretty funny. Oh, and thank you to Pony, Johnny, Dally, Darry, Two-bit, Soda, and, yes, Steve for letting me use their space. Believe it or not there is no section for fans of Christmas! I mean seriously people. You need to prioritize!
#1 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer– Tease him because he's different, then, when he gets famous, everybody wants to be his friend. Pretty much a summary of middle school.
#2 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause- One of the most loved Christmas songs, and no one even understands that Mommy and Santa are committing adultery?
3# Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer- The murder of an innocent old women who just got a little tipsy? And we laugh? If it was Obama Got Run Over By a Reindeer the country would call SWAT! All right, all right, half the country would call SWAT. The other half would laugh.
#4 Little St. Nick- He's not short. He's vertically challenged.
#5 Feliz Navidad- I'd make fun of this, but does anyone really know what they're saying? Every year I tell myself, "You've got to learn Italian."
#6 Santa Baby- A Gold Digger tries to reel in St. Nick. I mean seriously. Have you listened to the things that she asks for?
#7 All I want For Christmas Are My Two Front Teeth- Trust me kid, we want you to get them too.
#8 Christmas Auld Lang Syne- If you can sing this, then you can either go on "America's Got Talent" or become a Vegas act or both.
#9 I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas- Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit like listening to a greedy child wanting a gift that would maul her.
#10 Frosty the Snowman- Have you ever heard someone say to you, "What if you only had one day left to live?" I always say back, "I'd do what Frosty did: parade around town until I get in trouble with the law."
There they are. The first ten. Now if you want me to do more just click on the little comment box and tell me. I have plenty of ideas. Now, Feliz Navidad! (Does that mean Goodbye?)