Glitch?!
Chapter One
(AN: Hey there, I am changing this so much it is not even funny, I realized how badly the actual story was going, and how I would never read it if I was looking for a story, so I am editing this so much that it won't even be funny. I am having Naruto be the main character, and that is about it. there is no more planning going into this, besides life is a game elements
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(Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, NARUTO IS OWNED BY MASASHI KISHIMOTO.)
The Juubi roared, black flames spreading into the sky, melting the buildings of Konoha, stomping forward his ten scaled tails swinging behind him, crushing man and mountain, building and stone. Naruto gazed up in horror, fear evident on his face. "WHAT THE FU-"he was cut off as the Juubi clawed paw came down on him, squishing him into a paste, right next to the remains of the rest of the village, the academy he had just graduated from in ruins, the sky a patchwork quilt of the universe, bushes and moons and pieces of toes stitched in, along with the ground falling out of the universe, a black void slowly spreading.
As I looked around, seeing the black nothingness that surrounded me, with a shining blue screen in front of me, showing my Score: but what is this score for, and what happened after I graduated? Oh yeah, I died… wait, why the hell am I still alive? And I seem smarter than before… my god, I was kind of stunted in my growth, I wonder why I am so calm, is it some kind of thing the game is doing to my mind?
Score
Positive
Lived until- 12 + 12 Points
Died by glitch + 100 points
Invented Oiroke + 5 points
Mastered Henge +5 points
Improved Henge + 5 points
Mastered Kawarimi + 5 points
Mastered Kage Bunshin + 100 points
Gained Precious Person- Hiruzen Sarutobi
Gained Precious Person- Iruka Umino +10 points
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Negatives
No Negatives Found
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Overall Score
Points Found: 242 points
Karmic Rating: Innocent
Sphere Chosen: Evil
Biju Chosen: Evil
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Awards
Avatars
Unspeakable Beast-
Die by a glitch.
Die before getting a Genin team
Naruko-
Invent Oiroke technique
Saseke
Knock out a Kage with the Oiroke
Unlockables
Unlocked: Played First Game
Main Menu
Options
Reality Modifiers
Pausing
Perks
Mini Map
Map
Cheats
Party
Romance
Levelling
Secrets
Avatars
Perks
Unlocked
Calm Mind Perk
Chick Magnet Perk
Power Perk
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I stared at the large list of things I just unlocked. And then I stared some more.
"What? Am I supposed to just continue-"
And then suddenly I was falling again, sliding through a black tunnel, until I landed in a grey sewer. One door lead to the left and was illuminated by a bright white light, another was straight ahead and was sheathed in grey chakra, and yet another was pure, burning, bright red. I looked around curiously, "Huh, what is this place? I think it might be the morality selector." I walked to the door with the bright white light. Next I saw another room, and there were thousands of chained statues. One was unchained, and looked incredibly monstrous, it was pure black, with three arms, each coming off of it at different angles, blood oozing from its eye sockets, three long legs, and a mouth on one knee, slavering and spitting. I recoiled, away from the strange beast "Oh god! What the heck is that?" I tapped it lightly, a screen popping up in front of me.
Unspeakable Beast
After being sealed, the young Naruto started writhing in agony, the seal made dysfunctional by the death god, released Kyuubi's chakra, free to do as he wished as long as he was in a human flesh body. As if to taunt the people remaining there, he kept the boy in control, but fed him lies and hatred, nurturing a tiny seed of evil inside of the boy, disfiguring him, and telling the boy that the others were doing it. As the disfiguring process completed, the boy screamed in pain, scratched out his eyes with his new huge claws, and his mouth, screaming still with teeth the size of most fingers, sharp as a kunai, the boy was stuck in the interrogation department, scaring the people taken into giving up information. This beast is till loyal to Konoha, although in his own, twisted evil way. Can be taken back to the light, and once he is the disfigurations will remove themselves, and the Kyuubi will be locked down tighter than ever before, and Naruto will then gain +100000 to Attractiveness
Stats:
Strength: 1000
Stamina: 1000
Attractiveness -1000
Mana: 1000000000000
Chakra: 1000000000000
Charisma: –1000
Would you like to select?
[Yes] [No]
"NO! Nonononono! Oh god, no." I stumbled away from that creature, trying to find my other unlocked statues. I looked at Saseki, she was wearing very skimpy clothing, winking at me. I avoided her like the plague. I looked over at Naruko. She looked like a shy version of my Oiroke, her hair let down, and wearing a form fitting pure black jumpsuit with multiple scratches in it, with a large black cloak covering her from shoulder to shoulder, and down from there, covering her and making her appear like she was wearing a large robe. She had a look of fear on her face.
Naruko
After sealing the Kyuubi into his daughter, Minato Namikaze died. Naruko was a very lonely child, having been kicked out of the orphanage before she could trick herself into being happy all the time, without barley even knowing how to speak, she was taught as well as Sarutobi could, only learning enough to function in the Academy, and then, Sarutobi sent her there, hoping that one of the teachers could teach her language and the ninja arts to protect herself there.
Stats:
Strength: 5
Stamina: 100
Attractiveness 10
Mana: 500
Chakra: 10000
Charisma: 10
Would you like to select?
[Yes] [No]
"Huh. Much better than that thing over there, I would accept-" suddenly, Naruto, now Naruko was falling through a black tunnel, now feeling weights on two parts of his chest. The room he had landed in had a three more doors, one door had paintings of the Biju he remembered, another had pictures of strange winged aliens, and yet another had pictures of natural disasters. I walked into the one that seemed the most normal to me, cursing the fact that apparently Accept was also an Accepted word for Yes. As I walked in the door, I saw another glowing blue menu in front of me.
Perks
Chick Magnet
You are attracted to females, and females are attracted to you.
Select?
[Yes] [No]
Calm Mind
Your mind is calm, and you remember your past life, and what is happening now, however, debuffs from your avatar will still effect you, like Insanity, or Lack of Language
Select?
[Yes] [No]
Power
You are able to choose three powers, each incredibly powerful, however they are only unlocked when you reach a heightened sense of danger.
Select?
[Yes] [No]
I select all three, wanting to keep my sexuality, and remember what I can, and it is not that long until I reach the wave mission, isn't it?
As I press the buttons, another door opens up in front of me, leading down into another black pit. As I leap in, I can feel myself stomping around, killing ninja. Oh god, how do I stop this?
As I fall through the Kyuubi, I can feel myself falling through the ground, into the newborn baby girl…
I wake up at the foot of the hokage monument, curled up in my blanket, the cold wind making me shiver. I looked down, seeing the part of town where my apartment was, it was unusually covered in people, so they were probably already ransacking the apartment.
I turned at looked at my true home, the cave had one tiny entrance and that was often blocked by a waterfall.
I stared, looking through the new memories I had gotten, and suddenly I was falling again, through the floor, until I fell flat on my butt, a male again staring at three large spheres, one was shining a bright white, and another was glowing a blood red, black energy swirling around it, and the one in between the two was a dull grey, like a dirty crystal.
All three had glowing words above them, Evil, Good, and Neutral. I stared, reaching my hound out, touching…
Authors note
Edited the ending and added an Are in. I forgot two parts of character creation, so decided to have the last ending be a preview to the character
Working on the next chapter, thanks for the reviews wonderful readers :D
Please do not expect regular updates, because I mostly get my ideas from playing games, like Goat Simulator and Shadow Warrior, or Skyrim. I will probably have a Crossover element like in Fishcake Chronicles, except with goat simulator. I will be taking ideas from all of the video game fan fictions I have read.