Hello! Shippou here writing my own fanfic! ^_^ I just got bored and
ZodiacWiz let me use her laptop. So I heard this song and it reminded me of
Kikyo. Kagome told me it was an old song but I think it DEFINATLY resembles
Kikyo. So here we go as we start the story with a little Kikyo bashing.
Review if you feel me on the subject.
Chapter 1: Shippou's Kikyo-Bash Sonfic
Kikyo is walking down the road, getting closer and closer to Musahi's Domain. Shippou is sitting in a tree eating a persimmon. His ears twitch as he hears her coming. He looks up and see's her walking at her not-so-fast pace. 'Uh-oh, here's trouble.' He thought. Then he reaches into a knot hole in the tree and pulls out Kagome's sterio. He puts a cassette tape in and presses play. Saxaphone and keyboard music started to flow from the speakers.
Kikyo looked around trying to figure out where it was coming from. She kept walking thinking it would go away. Shippou skipped along the branches like a squirrel. Then he jumped on a branch that bended down behind Kikyo. "She'll only come out at night!" he sang and the branch flung him back upward just as Kikyo looked behind to see what made that noise.
He ran on the branches above her. "A mean and hungry time. Nothing to do, but see the head before. Watching and waiting, ooh she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door!" There was a small pause as she glanced around her in annoyance.
"So many are pained to see, what 'chu think, you'll get her for free, the women is wild, but you can tell form her red Jaguar. Mind is a matter, if your ready for love, you ain't gonna get too far."
Kikyo started to load her bow and arrow but Shippou doesn't notice. "Whoa here she comes! Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Oh-oh, here she comes! She's a man eater!"
TWANG!
"EEK!" Shippou scampered off as the arrow came inches from his tail.
Shippou ran back to Musashi's Domain. "Oh-oh here she comes! Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Oh-oh here she comes! She's a man eater!"
He ran over to where Kagome and Inu Yasha were sitting. He jumped in front of Inu Yasha, "I wouldn't if I were you!" Then he hid behind the dog demon and watched as Kikyo came up over the hill, "I know what she can do! She's deadly mad, she could really rip your world apart!" Inu Yasha glared at him and Kagome sweatdropped.
"Mind over matter!" Shippou climbed on Inu Yasha's head, and looked down at him with his arms folded. "Oh the beauty is there, but a beast is in the heart!"
Inu Yasha gave him a warning growl and Shippou jumped into Kagome's lap. "Oh-oh, here she come! Watch out boy! She'll chew you up! Oh-oh here she comes! she's a man eater!"
Kikyo glared at him as she came over. Kagome and Inu Yasha stood up and Shippou stood in the middle of the three. "Oh-oh, here she comes! Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Oh-oh, here she comes! She's a man eater!" Shippou did a few dance moves during the saxophone solo and they all stared down at him with sweatdrops. Then Miroku and Sango came walking over.
"Oh-oh hear she comes!" They sang.
"Hear she comes!" Shippou sang. "Watch out boy she'll chew you up! Wohoa, here she comes-"
"-Watch out!-"
"She's a man eater!" Shippou danced around in his little circle. Inu Yasha sighed in irritation. Shippou sang, "Wohoa, here she comes! She's a man eat-GAH!" Inu Yasha kicked him into a tree. Sango and Miroku ran away.
"SIT!"
WHAM!
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How do you like that? You try to help someone and-BOOM!-They kick you into a tree! T_T
Chapter 1: Shippou's Kikyo-Bash Sonfic
Kikyo is walking down the road, getting closer and closer to Musahi's Domain. Shippou is sitting in a tree eating a persimmon. His ears twitch as he hears her coming. He looks up and see's her walking at her not-so-fast pace. 'Uh-oh, here's trouble.' He thought. Then he reaches into a knot hole in the tree and pulls out Kagome's sterio. He puts a cassette tape in and presses play. Saxaphone and keyboard music started to flow from the speakers.
Kikyo looked around trying to figure out where it was coming from. She kept walking thinking it would go away. Shippou skipped along the branches like a squirrel. Then he jumped on a branch that bended down behind Kikyo. "She'll only come out at night!" he sang and the branch flung him back upward just as Kikyo looked behind to see what made that noise.
He ran on the branches above her. "A mean and hungry time. Nothing to do, but see the head before. Watching and waiting, ooh she's sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door!" There was a small pause as she glanced around her in annoyance.
"So many are pained to see, what 'chu think, you'll get her for free, the women is wild, but you can tell form her red Jaguar. Mind is a matter, if your ready for love, you ain't gonna get too far."
Kikyo started to load her bow and arrow but Shippou doesn't notice. "Whoa here she comes! Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Oh-oh, here she comes! She's a man eater!"
TWANG!
"EEK!" Shippou scampered off as the arrow came inches from his tail.
Shippou ran back to Musashi's Domain. "Oh-oh here she comes! Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Oh-oh here she comes! She's a man eater!"
He ran over to where Kagome and Inu Yasha were sitting. He jumped in front of Inu Yasha, "I wouldn't if I were you!" Then he hid behind the dog demon and watched as Kikyo came up over the hill, "I know what she can do! She's deadly mad, she could really rip your world apart!" Inu Yasha glared at him and Kagome sweatdropped.
"Mind over matter!" Shippou climbed on Inu Yasha's head, and looked down at him with his arms folded. "Oh the beauty is there, but a beast is in the heart!"
Inu Yasha gave him a warning growl and Shippou jumped into Kagome's lap. "Oh-oh, here she come! Watch out boy! She'll chew you up! Oh-oh here she comes! she's a man eater!"
Kikyo glared at him as she came over. Kagome and Inu Yasha stood up and Shippou stood in the middle of the three. "Oh-oh, here she comes! Watch out boy, she'll chew you up! Oh-oh, here she comes! She's a man eater!" Shippou did a few dance moves during the saxophone solo and they all stared down at him with sweatdrops. Then Miroku and Sango came walking over.
"Oh-oh hear she comes!" They sang.
"Hear she comes!" Shippou sang. "Watch out boy she'll chew you up! Wohoa, here she comes-"
"-Watch out!-"
"She's a man eater!" Shippou danced around in his little circle. Inu Yasha sighed in irritation. Shippou sang, "Wohoa, here she comes! She's a man eat-GAH!" Inu Yasha kicked him into a tree. Sango and Miroku ran away.
"SIT!"
WHAM!
#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@
How do you like that? You try to help someone and-BOOM!-They kick you into a tree! T_T