VOCALOID

[~Imitation.]-So, my very first fanfiction that had to endure many, many, many, changes before it made it's way onto this page. Whew~~ So I got bored, and that signified the publication of this fanfic. Enjoy..

[.Colorless~]-You should really start becoming more hardworking...

[~Imitation.] -I'll show you! I'll write a lot of fanfiction without your nagging me to finish!

[.Colorless~]- Ahem. Imi, the story?

[~Imitation.] - Oh right! So here is the first chapter!

Summary: A simple story showing the everyday doings of the androids called VOCALOIDS. (or at least how I imagine them to be...)

Disclaimer: Sadly, I DO NOT own Vocaloid.

VOCALOID. A singing andoid made in the appearance of humans. So close to being human, they had the ability to see, talk, eat, laugh,move,cry, and feel, yet, at the same time, they were so far away from being a human.

Miku Hatsune, was also one of those so called Vocaloids. She was built in the image of a 16 year old girl that had teal hair neatly tied up into two very long pigtails, with teal eyes that sparkled with mischief and curiosity. . A smile graced the girl's lips as she looked around the large living room – she and the some of the other Vocaloids had just finished decorating the said room. They were getting ready to welcome a new batch of Vocaloids to their spacious home made exclusively for the singing androids. Miku's smile faded somewhat as she saw a tall,short-haired, red-clad, drunken brunette enter the room. Sighing, she asked the drunken woman, named Meiko, "Where have you been? You were supposed to help with the preparations, y'know." Meiko didn't seem to hear the teal-haired girl and proceeded to lay on the couch, drinking more sake from the bottle she was holding. 'Honestly…' Miku thought, returning her attention to the decorated living area, checking for any small problems. Just then, a pair of twins wearing somewhat identical clothing, covered in paint, burst into the room, leaving a small trail of multicolored paint. "We finished decorating the new rooms~~!" the blondes chorused happily, quite proud that they accomplished the task. "Okay, okay. The new Vocaloids might arrive any time soon, so please clean yourselves up." the tealette nodded, pointing the way up to the second-floor bathroom. The twins, Rin and Len Kagamine, ran up the stairs and disappeared as fast as they appeared. Sighing, the android started to inspect the other rooms. Upon reaching the kitchen, she found the Shion siblings fighting over something, although she was sure she heard 'ice cream' 'icepick' 'chili pepper' ... It could give anyone a headache even by just seeing them argue. She sighed again, closing the door behind her. 'Let's just hope they finish their little argument soon...' She started inspecting if the other rooms were ready enough, deep in thought about how much madness would be added when the new Vocaloids came. 'So so much more madness... So much more hectic, confusing madness... If I was human I'd probably become mad...' For once, Miku was worried about getting any new Vocaloids. Turning the corner, she found something that she didn't expect. 'I knew I shouldn't have left them in charge of the new rooms...'

The sink, the shower and the bathtub were overflowing. No, that's an understatement. The whole bathroom was overflowing with orange-scented water and an army of yellow-tinged bubbles. Somehow, Len Kagamine had found his way into the center of this bubbly, scented mess, along with his twin, Rin Kagamine. "Rin, what did you do now?" he sighed, trying to get up (and slipping twice). The blond beside him smiled. "I wasn't doing anything~" she said in a sweet voice laced with innocence, a voice that could've fooled many. But this voice wasn't going to fool her brother, and she knew that (it was worth a try though). "Cut the act, Rin. What did you do?" the male sighed., a bubble floating past him. "How do you think we're gonna get out of here without flooding the hall?" he asked, gesturing to the water, which was already past their waists (thank God for the door which was made of steel and frosted glass that didn't let the water leak out). "Oh that's easy!" the female blonde said, grinning as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. She made her way toward the door and tugged the handle. "You just do this~"

"RIN, NO!"

...

"Oops."

SPLASH.

Luka Megurine, the pink-haired Vocaloid sat on one of the armchairs in the living room. The only noise was the occasional nonsensical words and the soft clinks and thuds coming from the sake bottles Meiko was drinking from. 'Honestly, I don't know where she keeps those things..' Luka thought to herself, glancing at the ever-growing quantity of the bottles. Sighing, she turned her attention back to the book. Eventually, Meiko started slurring and talking to the bottles. 'She's going to have a bad hangover tomorrow, that's for sure..she's already used to it, I guess..' the pinkette thought, observing the drunk woman beside her. Seeing as there was nothing interesting, Luka distracted herself by staring out the window.

A few moments of silence, then...

CRASH.

'When these three fight, they could go on for hours..' Gakupo Kamui, a purple-haired, eggplant-loving Vocaloid, mused as he watched Kaito, Akaito and Taito argue. It was fun to watch them argue, especially when there was nothing to do. A few moments later, something whizzed past his head.

SPLAT.

That the sound was Kaito's ice cream...

TWHACK.

That was the sound of red chilli hitting something...

SCREECH.

That was the sound of Taito's icepick being dragged along the wall...

The samurai took this as cue to leave and leave the siblings to make a mess of the spotless kitchen.

DING-DONG.

Every occcupant of the house froze.

The new Vocaloids have arrived.

[~Imitation.]- So? How was it? Please tell me in your review (if you actually review...) It would mean a lot!

[.Colorless~]- *Sigh* At least you got over it... Now, if you would be so kind, please leave a review for my sister when you have time

[~Imitation..Colorless~] Thank you and see you again!