A/N: I'm back. This oneshot involves the Bleach characters of Kenpachi and Ichigo. You could possibly see them as a pair if you squint really hard. Any way, the word for this oneshot was cooking. Hope you enjoy. I'm fairly certain that I spelled everything correctly, but could you please let me know if I didn't, thank you.
Disclaimer: If I owned this, then a lot of things would be different, a lot of things.
Zaraki Kenpachi was known for many things. His fighting skills, lust for battle, lack of any sense of direction, being the only captain in the history of Soul Society to not even know the name of his zanpaktou, and his monstrous amount of reiatsu. The two things that he was most well known for was his spoiling of his pink-haired vice captain Yachiru, and his complete obsession with one Kurosaki Ichigo.
Ichigo wasn't sure if he should laugh or be terrified out of his mind. He had come to Soul Society to say hi to Rukia and spar with Renji when Kenpachi had appeared out of nowhere, threw him over his shoulder, and sprinted for the eleventh division. Instead of the training grounds, Ichigo found himself in a kitchen when Kenpachi finally put him down. Kenpachi had then proceeded to put on a frilly pink apron and demanded that he teach him how to make chocolate chip cookies. Ichigo finally decided that he should be terrified, very terrified.
Having a vague idea as to why the fight obsessed man suddenly wanted to make cookies, Ichigo rolled up his sleeves and put on a simple blue apron. He didn't even want to think about what Kenpachi would have done to him if he didn't know how to make cookies. "Roll your sleeves up while I check to see if you even have everything." Ten minutes of searching later, Ichigo found the last item they needed. "Alright, you will do exactly what I tell you."
----Five hours and two destroyed ovens later----
"Waa, Ken-chan and Berry-chan made me cookies." Yachiru beamed as she picked up a cookie from Kenpachi's plate. Taking a bite, she immediately spat it out. "Ken-chan's cookies taste bad." Ichigo winced as Yachiru picked up one of his. "Berry-chan should be a mommy. His cookies are the best."
'A mommy huh? Yes, I'll make Ichigo into a mommy for Yachiru. I'll never need to make cookies again.' Kenpachi grinned ferally as he studied the flour covered and slightly singed Ichigo, his eye glinting.
Ichigo began to slowly inch away when he noticed the glint in Kenpachi's eye. After the five hours of hell in trying to teach Kenpachi how to make cookies, Ichigo did not like how the man was looking at him. As soon as he escaped, Ichigo vowed never to return to Soul Society again while Kenpachi was around.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed. Reviews are always welcomed. Thanks for reading.