Who's back? I am! Here is my new story, Pretenders! Enjoy! :D


This is going to be a HUGE controversy.

This will be in every show, newspaper and magazine by tomorrow morning.

I, May Haruka, along with my bestfriend, Dawn Hikari, will ruin a certain singer's concert.

Me and Dawn have established a club that despises a certain green haired singer, named Drew Shu.

"May? May? MAY HARUKA ANSWER ME!" Dawn shook me and lightly slapped me on the cheek.

"Huh? What?" I asked, my blue haired friend.

"We're leaving in five minutes." she said.

We were both inside the club's van and were both wearing black beanies, black shades, black tank tops and black capri pants.

Our pockets were filled with...tomatoes.

I know it sounds weird.

Why would we even have tomatoes in our pocket?

Well...

Because me and Dawn hate this vain, self-absorbed, no talent teen sensation Drew Shu.

A year ago me and Dawn made an Anti-Drew club.

And now we're going to ruin his biggest and most major major concert!

Bwahaha!

When he's singing the chorus of his hit song, Just The Way You Are, and flashes his 'charming' smile, me and Dawn will start throwing tomatoes at him.

"It's time guys. Good luck." Brendan said.

Brendan was a member since the start.

Okay...me and Dawn forced him to join.

But who cares?

Now there are several members from each part of the country!

Me and Brendan were kind of um...let's see...

Dating?

"We know, we know." I said as I messed up his snow colored hair.

Me and Dawn hid our hair under the beanie.

"Let's go Haruka!" Dawn said as we went inside the concert grounds.


It was packed!

Why?

I would even be surprised if a single person was here.

After a few minutes, Drew stepped out and screams of joy came from the crowd.

Eww!

"I LOVE YOU ALL!" he shouted at his microphone.

Idiot.

That's why you have a microphone.

So you can speak in a moderate volume and everyone will still here you.

Duh!

But no one cared, except for me and Dawn.

Once again giggles and screams came from the crowd.

I rolled my eyes.

As he started singing I made a gagging noise.

Dawn joined me.

"Oh her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they're not shining. Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying she's so beautiful and I tell her every day. I know, I know when I compliment her she wont believe me. And its so, its so sad to think she don't see what I see." Drew sang.

Screams came from the crowd.

Blech!

Here comes the line before the chorus.

"But every time she asks me do I look okay I say..." he sang.

"Get ready." Dawn said.

"When I see your fa-" I threw a tomato right at his face.

Me and Dawn threw rapidly at him.

Everyone was screaming.

Screams of horror came from each side of the concert grounds.

They should be shouting for joy not horror!

I was about to throw my tenth tomato, when someone pushed me right infront of him.

I fell right on my knees.

My shades and beanie fell off.

I looked up and saw him scowling at me.

He looked at my face then at my hand, which was holding the tomato, and then back at my face and then he sneered.

Dawn grabbed my wrist.

How did I know it was Dawn?

She has a P shaped birthmark on her backhand.

It should be a D not P.

I grabbed my beanie and shades.

Before me and Dawn ran away I threw the tomato right at him.

It was another perfect throw!

Maybe I should join basketball.


That was chapter one! Hope you enjoyed it! Chapter two will be posted soon! :D