And the first of 100 oneshots is called: PHOTOGRAPH! Lol, this is funny. I really 3 writing these oneshots cause I don't need any follow up for them. One time then it's done. That way I don't have to worry about writer's block and stuff, which is fun cause that happens to me a lot…. Like with my first Royai fic… I still feel really bad about that. Don't worry though cause I'm already more than halfway through the 2nd chapter of "future" and I'll definitely get it done, no writer's block there, I promise… just distraction in the form a funny oneshot thoughts.

One other comment before I start, the part with the doors.. about half the time the Gekko-go doors slid opened and the other half they open like regular doors… in my fics they slide open… though it really doesn't matter all that much I guess. And Without further ado…

b Disclamer: /b I don't own Eureka seveN. BONES does. This fic idea, however, is in fact mine.

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Photograph

By Ren-chan(aka shinigamivc)

"He's gonna kill us." Moondoggie said leaning up against the door.

"Not if he doesn't wake up." Stoner replied, his finger over his lips. "Besides, I only want one picture."

Moondoggie hit the automatic opening mechanism and the door slid opened. They froze, hoping to God that it wasn't as loud as it seemed. There was some rustling from within the room but it seemed no damage was done.

"What are you guys doing?"

"EEK!" Moondoggie and Stoner jumped, turning around to see Renton. "Shhh! We're trying to get a picture."

"Of what?" Renton replied, peering into the room.

"Shh! That." Stoner pointed into the door. Renton followed his finger to Holland and Talho, laced in each other, fast asleep.

"He's gonna kill you." Renton whispered, reverting his eyes from the scene and blushing.

"He'll never know." Stoner said.

"Until we print it." Moondoggie reminded.

"You sure you want to get both Holland AND Talho mad at you at the same time?" Renton sigh.

"Great art takes great sacrifice." Stoner replied and quietly crept into the room, preparing his shot.

'Click', the camera's flash went off, lighting up the dark room. "Crap."

Holland and Talho were both startled awake by the sudden bright light.

"What the…" Holland said, and then spotted Stoner as well as Renton and Doggie in the doorway. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?"

He sat up quickly, even as Talho grabbed his arm in an effort to stop him. The sheets fell, revealing a little more of Holland than the readers of Rayout needed to see.

Stoner - with a shocked expression on his face - snapped another picture during the awkward pause. Again, the flash went off and Holland's expression went from bad to much, much, worse.

Instinctively, Stoner ran for the door; Renton and Doggie had already started their escape.

"DAMMIT!" Holland shot up, grabbing his boxers and pulling them on as he started after them.

"HOLLAND!" Talho yelled after him, but it was too late; the automatic door closed behind them. She sighed heavily, getting up and grabbing a pair of panties and a tee-shirt before going after them.

She caught up with them in the lounge. Renton and Moondoggie had crossed over the counter into the kitchen and were pleading their innocence. Holland was chasing Stoner around the couch, cursing and threatening to throw his camera out of one of the Gekko-go's hatches.

"EVERYONE FREEZE!" Talho yelled, causing even Holland to skid to a stop - arms still raised as if choking someone. She walked in the direction of Holland and Stoner; everyone followed her with their eyes but didn't dare more another muscle. She moved around the couch to Holland, standing right in front of him.

"If you hadn't been so rash, this wouldn't of happened!"

Everyone in the room stared as Holland took a step back, hands falling into a defensive position. Talho followed him with her hands on her hips. This continued until Holland's back hit the wall, Talho standing right in front of him.

"You're such a wuss." She smiled, wrapping her arms around his neck. He grinned, looping his arms around her waist. She leaned into him, stretching up and pressing her lips against his.

The members of Gekkostate watched wide-eyed as Holland kissed her back, gripping her tightly and leaning back against the wall. This was rare on the Gekko-go - seeing Talho and Holland acting this way in front of everyone. They all knew the two of them were 'hot and heavy' but…

Stoner gathered himself enough to lift his camera up and take a picture. After another few seconds, one of Talho's arms came off of Holland's neck and reached out for the camera. Stoner reluctantly placed it in her palm for fear of pain.

Holland and Talho continued to kiss for about another minute before they broke off, grinning at each other before Talho turned to deal with Stoner. He watched as she placed the camera back in his palm.

"You can have that shot," She said with a grin before giving him a stern look, "But I want the other photo, negatives and all."

"Y-yes ma'am." Stoner replied, taking his camera back.

"Good." She replied, then smiled sweetly back at Holland. "Let's go, hun."

"Sure, babe." He replied with a smirk, taking her hand as she led him out of the room.

"SCARY!!!" Renton and Moondoggie said together, peering out over the counter from the kitchen.

"Those two were made for each other." Stoner replied, scanning his camera for damages.

"What did you guys do?" Gidget, Hilda, and Matthieu were staring at them.

"Um…well…"

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And that's the first one, heh. It makes me grin. Also, you guys all know it - Holland is so getting laid for the second time in one night after something like that… but they'll remember to lock the door this time. Lol. R&R please and thank you!